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Agnostic Theist · 09-05-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero Angel

Tips for clubbing:

1. Check the quality of your club, inspect it for cracks and splinters.

2. Grip is everything. Make sure you grasp it firmly with both hands, and you've got a good handle bit. Duct tape around the end works pretty well for this if you don't have a rubber/plastic grip already.

3. Don't choke the swing! Follow through like you're swinging a baseball bat. One good CLONK is all it should take, then drag her into the alley and get it on!

Good luck! :thumbs:

I was going to give a really witty reply to this but....I didn't :Cheeky:

You forgot a few things though

Aim for the head - nobody wants to mash a woman with a battered cunt

The arsehole is positioned close to the twat for a reason. Carry her as you would a four pack....then drink from her like you would a 6 pack

Take a spear just in case the target tries to run

Upswings will take care of other predators

xorbie · 09-05-2004, 06:41 PM

Off to ~E~

Novowels · 09-05-2004, 07:41 PM

Yeah, uh. My tips for clubbing are simple:

1. Don't go clubbing.

and

2. Don't go clubbing.

Maybe I just don't "get it" though.

Agnostic Theist · 09-06-2004, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novowels

Yeah, uh. My tips for clubbing are simple:

1. Don't go clubbing.

and

2. Don't go clubbing.

Maybe I just don't "get it" though.

Don't leave the club sober

or

Don't leave the club without a bird

Pelican · 09-06-2004, 05:25 PM

You have to be quick, those baby Harp Seals can be tricky.

GoUSA · 09-06-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephyrus

Heyas... tonight I'm going out clubbing w/ some friends for the first time. The problem is, I don't have a clue of what to wear. (I'm a guy)

1. How old are you?

2. What club?

Agnostic Theist · 09-07-2004, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoUSA

1. How old are you?

2. What club?

Dude whyyou asking if you're banned?!

Dude, why am I asking if you're banned?

4 pints goes a long way if you've not eaten all day...

Corgan Sow · 09-08-2004, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xorbie

Off to ~E~

I don't get it. What's wrong with this topic?

Matty · 09-08-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephyrus

Heh, what's a trainer if I might ask?

what you guys would call sneakers i guess.

Megusic · 09-08-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agnostic Beast

Slapper - Slag ... best portrayed by the saying 'I'm sweating like a slag's flaps'

Minger - Face like the back end of a battered bollock.

What's a slag??? Where are its flaps? What's a bollock??????

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09-05-2004, 06:41 PM	#22
xorbie Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Champaign, IL or Boston, MA Posts: 6,360	Off to ~E~

09-05-2004, 07:41 PM	#23
Novowels Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,658	Yeah, uh. My tips for clubbing are simple: 1. Don't go clubbing. and 2. Don't go clubbing. Maybe I just don't "get it" though.

09-06-2004, 05:25 PM	#25
Pelican Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: United States Posts: 237	You have to be quick, those baby Harp Seals can be tricky.

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