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Old 11-04-2012, 03:12 PM   #1
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Default Everything that Has Ever Been Written About Early Christianity is Stupid

Everything that has ever been written about Jesus being a historical man is stupid.

Everything that that has ever been written about Jesus being a god is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Marcion is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Christianity being rooted in Judaism is stupid. In a single blog post here is the answer to everything.

Here is proof what early Christians believed about Jesus, that he was a god, that he was a merciful being, that he appeared in the Pentateuch, that the Marcionites believed this and Clement of Alexandria too. The answer to everything:

http://stephanhuller.blogspot.com/20...ndria-was.html

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Old 11-04-2012, 03:44 PM   #2
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Yes,

Not only stupid, but ignorant, ill-advised, ill-informed, absurd, asinine, daft, fatuous, foolish, futile, imprudent, inane, injudicious, irresponsible, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, ridiculous, senseless and silly, opined by those who are heedless, oblivious, rash, reckless, thoughtless, unaware, uninformed and unwise.

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Everything that has ever been written about Jesus being a historical man is stupid.

Everything that that has ever been written about Jesus being a god is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Marcion is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Christianity being rooted in Judaism is stupid. In a single blog post here is the answer to everything.

Here is proof what early Christians believed about Jesus, that he was a god, that he was a merciful being, that he appeared in the Pentateuch, that the Marcionites believed this and Clement of Alexandria too. The answer to everything:

http://stephanhuller.blogspot.com/20...ndria-was.html

I haven't lost my mind yet. Just thought I would channel aa for all my future threads here (forgot to use block caps but maybe next time I will remember).
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:32 PM   #3
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It's all just Elephant Talk.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:08 PM   #4
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Unless you wrote the blog post AFTER you wrote the first part of the above post, stephan... Well, rules of logic rules against the blogpost, since it's part of everything that was ever written.
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Everything that has ever been written is stupid. Wait, did I just write that?

Damn.
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Since the 4th century the Jesus story was known to be foolishness.

Examine the words of Julian the Emperor.

Against the Galileans 1
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It is, I think, expedient to set forth to all mankind the reasons by which I was convinced that the fabrication of the Galilaeans is a fiction of men composed by wickedness.

Though it has in it nothing divine, by making full use of that part of the soul which loves fable and is childish and foolish, it has induced men to believe that the monstrous tale is truth.
Now is this not foolishness?? Is not Julian correct?? Examine the NT Canon and Apologetic sources.

1. Mark 6--Jesus WALKS on water.

2. Mark 9--Jesus Transfigures.

3. Mark 16-Jesus resurrects.

4. Matthew 1--Mary becomes pregnant by a Ghost.

5. Matthew 3.--Satan takes Jesus on the Pinnacle of the Temple in Jerusalem.

6. Luke 1--Jesus is the Product of a Ghost.

7. Luke 24--Jesus ATE Fish after the resurrection.

8. John 1--Jesus was God the Creator and existed before anything was made.

9. John 21--Jesus Cooked Fish after his resurrection.

10. Acts 1--Jesus ascended in a cloud.

11. Galatians 1--Jesus was Revealed by God to Paul after the resurrection.

12. Galatians 1--The Pauline Jesus was NOT HUMAN.

13. Ignatius Epistle to the Ephesians---Jesus was God and produced by a Ghost.

14. Aristides' Apology--Jesus was God's Son.

15. Justin's First Apology--Jesus was born without sexual union.

16. Irenaeus' Against Heresies--Jesus was the product of a Ghost.

17. Tertullian's On the Flesh of Christ--Jesus was the product of a Ghost.

18. Origen's De Principiis--Jesus was the product of a Ghost.

19. Eusebius' Church History--Jesus was Divine.
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Everything that has ever been written about Jesus being a historical man is stupid.

Everything that that has ever been written about Jesus being a god is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Marcion is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Christianity being rooted in Judaism is stupid. In a single blog post here is the answer to everything.

Here is proof what early Christians believed about Jesus, that he was a god, that he was a merciful being, that he appeared in the Pentateuch, that the Marcionites believed this and Clement of Alexandria too. The answer to everything:

http://stephanhuller.blogspot.com/20...ndria-was.html

I haven't lost my mind yet. Just thought I would channel aa for all my future threads here (forgot to use block caps but maybe next time I will remember).
I am very glad you have so succintly vented your spleen.
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Everything that has ever been written about Jesus being a historical man is stupid.

Everything that that has ever been written about Jesus being a god is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Marcion is stupid.

Everything that has ever been written about Christianity being rooted in Judaism is stupid. In a single blog post here is the answer to everything.

Here is proof what early Christians believed about Jesus, that he was a god, that he was a merciful being, that he appeared in the Pentateuch, that the Marcionites believed this and Clement of Alexandria too. The answer to everything:

http://stephanhuller.blogspot.com/20...ndria-was.html

I haven't lost my mind yet. Just thought I would channel aa for all my future threads here (forgot to use block caps but maybe next time I will remember).
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It is hard to read these passages in Philo and not believe that the Christian mysteries were directly taken over from the Jewish rites described by Philo here. Indeed if we are going one step further, given the status that Philo had in the Alexandrian Christian community, it is tempting to even wonder whether these are Mark's homilies on the Pentateuch under a false name. Perhaps that's going too far but it is still an intriguing possibility nevertheless.

The road, the search for early christian origins, leads to Philo....

The Josephan writer simply gilded the lily...
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ignore feature cures all you woes Stephan
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