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Old 07-15-2007, 10:00 AM   #21
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The tree wanted it. We should lower the age of consent to include "plant."

Sorry, I was just reading the Pedophilia thread...
Plant is Welsh for children
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Old 07-15-2007, 11:05 AM   #22
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Check that knothole for bees first.
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Does it harm the tree?
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Old 07-15-2007, 06:08 PM   #24
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Hmmmm... A fox caught a woodpecker.
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Old 07-16-2007, 11:11 AM   #26
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I thought all men considered the knothole to be a viable sexual orifice? :huh:
As long as you check for bees first.
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There's some tree in the south Pacific that has nuts that look rather ass-ish...
You are speaking of the Coco de mer .
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Treebeard is one happy ent.
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There's some tree in the south Pacific that has nuts that look rather ass-ish...
You are speaking of the Coco de mer .
Yeah, that looks like it. I guess it's not quite south Pacific.

I've seen far more ass-looking pictures of it than they have. Even with the name I'm having no luck finding the shot I saw--it's complete with a tuft of hair in the right place.
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what would attraction to trees be called?

Arborphilia?

Floraphilia?
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