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hinduwoman · 07-16-2006, 08:34 PM

This explains a lot of things:

This is why Jehovah, obviously the original vampire god, rejected Cain’s offerings and only went for slaughtered animals offered by Abel.

Jesus had no human father. Clever bit of semantics that. But since Jehovah was not really the omnipotent creator, he simple could not create Jesus ex nihilo but had to get a human mother for him.

It is obvious that the prophecy about the Messiah was only for the vampires among the Jews; naturally the rest of normal Jews knew nothing about it and so rejected Christ. But this time the blood cult spread among the gentiles.

The problem of God sacrificing part of himself to save others from his own wrath is no longer a problem!

It also gives an alternative explanation for the confession box. Only the priest and the penitent is present in the confessional --- no one to see if the priest took a quick bite.

IRON MAN · 07-16-2006, 09:08 PM

Holy shit! Jesus was the prophesied chosen one. He was the Day-walker!

hinduwoman · 07-18-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by IRON MAN

Holy shit! Jesus was the prophesied chosen one. He was the Day-walker!

NO! Jesus was never seen in day light after his resuurection. :Cheeky:

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07-16-2006, 08:34 PM	#31
hinduwoman Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: India Posts: 6,977	This explains a lot of things: This is why Jehovah, obviously the original vampire god, rejected Cain’s offerings and only went for slaughtered animals offered by Abel. Jesus had no human father. Clever bit of semantics that. But since Jehovah was not really the omnipotent creator, he simple could not create Jesus ex nihilo but had to get a human mother for him. It is obvious that the prophecy about the Messiah was only for the vampires among the Jews; naturally the rest of normal Jews knew nothing about it and so rejected Christ. But this time the blood cult spread among the gentiles. The problem of God sacrificing part of himself to save others from his own wrath is no longer a problem! It also gives an alternative explanation for the confession box. Only the priest and the penitent is present in the confessional --- no one to see if the priest took a quick bite.

07-16-2006, 09:08 PM	#32
IRON MAN Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 3,127	Holy shit! Jesus was the prophesied chosen one. He was the Day-walker!

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