Agnostic Theist

Maybe it might be different if I were smaller

Viti

What did you wear and how did it go? Did you have fun?

Zephyrus

Basically what you suggested... dark slacks with a button-up long sleeve shirt. Though I had to make do wih a collar with buttons.

I had an ok time... the two girls I was gonna go with (with another male buddy) ending up cancelling though, which sorta messed things up. I definitely need to work on myconfidence approaching random girls... but otherwise I had a good time

Agnostic Theist

Confidence?

Tips.

No matter what you think, you are the man. You're a millionare film star with a body like Rocky Balboa and you could kick Bruce Lee's ass (before he died)

Fuck chat up lines - they suck. Ask to dance, ask if they want a drink, say hello, ask them their name, how their doing, any normal conversation starter. A lot of times I see guys say something like 'Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?' and the girl replies 'What you on about, I ain't fallen over!'

Some girls don't need talking to. Just put your arms round them, start dancing smoothly and get in there.

Now, some girls will of course be under 18, but if you're worried about shagging a 16/17 year old, just remember the old aphorism

If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket

Clubs are not for conversations (or they'd turn the music down!) so don't bore lasses with needless chitchat. The tongue's role is to explore the insides of a potential partner's mouth (or netherregions if you score :thumbs: )

If you don't pull, don't worry. If you do pull, remember they may have a boyfriend, they're probably pissed and they'll be gone by the end of the week. Birds in clubs are for pulling, though some end up sticking with you.

Hopefully, yound padawan, this should help and you will go to your next club ready for dem birds.

BTW, try not to look too smart in your shirt. Top 2 buttons ondone, collar ruffled (not totally up or down). It's easy to spot the novices cos they dress like their in a corporate business meeting.

And if you score, remember she'll leave you a weeping, if your sword don't get a sheathing

Buddrow_Wilson

mouth herpes transmission good, genital transmission bad. Gotcha.

Aaron Thrash

I would always suggest that you be yourself. That way, if you find a girl who likes you because of the way you are behaving, you can be sure it's you they like, not who you're pretending to be.

I wanted to get colored contacts about 12 years ago, and my good friend asked me:

"why?...so like, you can pick up a chick and be like, wait I gotta go take my contacts out, and she's like, 'Oh shit, gross your eyes are grey', that's whacked dude."

So, after giving it some thought, I decided the only reason I wanted them was to be more attractive to the opposite sex. I decided it would be much easier for me to just be myself.

-A

Agnostic Theist

What do you do shake hands and offer them a cup of tea?

Worse thing you can do is wait till the club shuts then approach a random minger (cos let's face it, it's only slappers and mingers left that late) and say 'Hey you got a boyfriend?'

Buddrow_Wilson

heh ok can you tell me what slapper and minger mean?

Agnostic Theist

Slapper and minger

Slapper - Slag ... best portrayed by the saying 'I'm sweating like a slag's flaps'

Minger - Face like the back end of a battered bollock.

Megatron

Tips for clubbing:

1. Check the quality of your club, inspect it for cracks and splinters.

2. Grip is everything. Make sure you grasp it firmly with both hands, and you've got a good handle bit. Duct tape around the end works pretty well for this if you don't have a rubber/plastic grip already.

3. Don't choke the swing! Follow through like you're swinging a baseball bat. One good CLONK is all it should take, then drag her into the alley and get it on!

Good luck! :thumbs: