MrFrosty

Cojana is teh r0x0r. Kthxbai.

Corona688

If god's so obvious, why's he hiding from me?

Cojana

God doesn't hide from anyone, it stares right to your face, its part Of God,s Ubiquitous nature to reside in everyone,s subconscious,the access part are part of its perversion, so close,and yet so far, coincedently, God looks just like you, whatta beauty eh,.....

Corona688

OK. God looks like a computer monitor right now. And now he looks like a wall. And now he looks like a window. Good golly you're RIGHT! If I define god as 'whatever I'm looking at', then I always see god! Even if he's not friggin' there!

If there was a point to that bit, I'm afraid I missed it. Wait. He's staring me in the face, and now he's in my subconcious? god is so inherently obvious that we cannot conciously see him at all? Am I the only one that sees a contradiction here? I'm not sure what you mean by this. god is perverted? huh? So god is a twenty-something university student with messy hair and glasses?

Cojana

estudiente, no seas tan bruto,. I thought I made it quite clear as to what my projection to God was, but for your reverence I will oblige you with another shot, God,s Ubiquitous ability allows itself to reside in every living creature with a brain, God can function plurally in everyone, and symulteniously think singularly, so yes God are (what you described) of yourself, note,I said every creature with a brain, don't want you to add more incredible minucha, just leave it as I first paraphrased it, ,.. and comment,or not,...

Corona688

Babelfish translation:
Um... thanks. I think. Oh! I see. You think god is the thing that controls everything with a brain, rather than these brains doing it.

I can't see how this would work. Why would things with smaller brains, for example, squirrels, have less intelligence than humans? Why would people with brain damage not function as well as when they were undamaged? And why do people disagree with each other? Why do people fight? The evidence is for independent brains themselves being the controlling factor, not god...

Cojana

Dealing with smart alecks, smarts me, mister please follow my rendition, God does not control any minds but his own, but its able to think with yours,if it wants, but normally it will just think with you,whatever you think are allright, whatever I think are allright, and whatever everyone thinks are allright, god knows everyone thoughts symulteniously, but can interpret singularly,and independently witrh everyone, symulteniously, I know you think its impossible, not to God, its normal function, quite boring to God, thats how it knows everything,can't hide what you do because its doing it with you, yeah a pervert too, and yes he'll be in the chair too with whomever, I hope I made myself clearer this time smartypants,!!

Corona688

Cojana, I am not being sarcastic. I am just having a very hard time understanding you. :banghead:

I think I'm following you now, I thought you meant it literally. So god can think from my point of view? Impossible? No. Unlikely? Possibly. Assertion without evidence? Definitely. Maybye I get it... god knows everything we're thinking, because he can think from our point of view and predict what we will think/do? Maybye. I'll wait and see if you yell at me for being wrong again or not.

Cojana

I know how atrocious my articulation are,so I'm giving you the benefit of doubt,you don't understand, not really,but you insist,..you heard of a term called 'mitosis' its never been recorded, but it happened to me, after a few drags of pot, I felt faint, Managed to walk outside the apartment,I was holding on to the door of a toilet, when I found myself ob the floor by the toilet bowl, as I looked up,I realized I was looking up at myself looking down on myself , simultaneously, my mind was on both bodies, I was actually looking at myself eyeball to eyeball, I said,'what the fuck'!! then I was one again, it lasted about 5 or 6 seconds, but it was awesome, I felt like God for 5 or 6 seconds, I say that because it was awesome to see yourself by yourself, I don't care what made the phenomena occur, it did, and the only way you can realize its significant,are if it happens to you, anyway thats where I got my God Ubiquitous concept,..

Weltall

Please, not this again!