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Old 07-31-2004, 12:24 AM   #11
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Blondes also warp the space-time continuum resulting in the attraction of nearby bodies. The force of attraction appears to be a function of their Blondeness inverse-squared in proportion to the strength of their perfume.
So the less blonde a blonde is the greater the attraction present? At what point does a blonde lose the state of blondeness and subsequently forgo the attractive qualities present in blondes?
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Hey, just a joke.


No, an excuse for metaphor play.

Hey, some of my best friends are…





So the less blonde a blonde is the greater the attraction present? At what point does a blonde lose the state of blondeness and subsequently forgo the attractive qualities present in blondes?



Well, you’re talking about the BleachHorizon. Once crossed, you can never go back..

Well, there has recently (as in, one year ago) been advanced the idea that Einstein was in fact wrong (again), and that an ‘anti-force�?, an anti-blonde force does in fact exist, that keeps the universe expanding. As I suggested.

Big Bang, Bad Hair Day. The details are abscure..,

“Dark Matter�?, the anti-blond… is upon us.
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Hmm.

So aside from artificial blondes, what about blondes who try to dye their hair black or brown or some other color?
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Old 08-01-2004, 03:35 PM   #15
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You know, we should start a poll to see how many blondes vs. brunettes are on this board.

Obviously, there are more brunettes, simply because there are more brunettes in the world, but we could at least compare it to the world-wide average...

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Old 08-03-2004, 03:00 AM   #16
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what about blondes who try to dye their hair black or brown or some other color?


…actually, there is a very serious discussion to be had about why ‘blonde’ is so popular. (But not here). And that’s why they (the few that do) dye their hair anti-blonde.

(And I have my serious theory).
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Well my favorite hair color is dirty blonde. Though if you're asian, anything besides shiny black would just look weird. Personally my preferance is asian, but a caucasian girl with black hair would certainly not be as attractive to me as the same girl in dirty blonde.

To each his own.
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