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Tom Sawyer · 04-17-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MadPhatCat

Zeus came to me in a dream just now and told me you were wrong. But it was just a dream so I didn't believe. Than Zeus came to me when I was awake and slapped me upside the head. Now I know you are wrong.

But I am sure that won't phase you, because as long as people are talking to you, you win.

Vishnu came to me in a dream and told me to tell you that Zeus is a lying bastard and you shouldn't pay any attention to what he's saying.

That's not to say that Xenu and Katie Holmes' gay husband didn't come to ~M~ in a dream, just that Zeus isn't a reliable source about the matter.

Caveat_Imperator · 04-17-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LogDog

Take a chill-pill ~M~. Oh, wait. I forgot. Your religion mocks chill-pills.

Wasn't L. Ron Hubbard taking quite a few of them in his latter days anyway?

MadPhatCat · 04-17-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer

Vishnu came to me in a dream and told me to tell you that Zeus is a lying bastard and you shouldn't pay any attention to what he's saying.

That's not to say that Xenu and Katie Holmes' gay husband didn't come to ~M~ in a dream, just that Zeus isn't a reliable source about the matter.

How DARE you mock me! I am being serious here, just like M is. I am surely not joking, and my posts are surely not cries for attention. So apologize! Otherwise Zeus may shove a lightning bolt up yer ass.

NeverByte · 04-17-2007, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MadPhatCat

How DARE you mock me! I am being serious here, just like M is. I am surely not joking, and my posts are surely not cries for attention. So apologize! Otherwise Zeus may shove a lightning bolt up yer ass.

Well, that's not a problem for a scientologist - all you have to do is point and yell 'Ass-ist!'

Yahzi · 04-17-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ~M~

I had a recent conversion. Xenu and Tom Cruise came to me in a dream and presented me to the light.0

Son... if you're dreaming about Tom Cruise, it's not religion that you've converted to...

Tom Sawyer · 04-17-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MadPhatCat

How DARE you mock me! I am being serious here, just like M is. I am surely not joking, and my posts are surely not cries for attention. So apologize! Otherwise Zeus may shove a lightning bolt up yer ass.

I'm not mocking you. I'm just letting you know that Vishnu is raising some serious concerns about Zeus's reliability on this subject.

He didn't tell me why you shouldn't trust Zeus, he just asked me to pass along the message. You'll have to ask him if you want anymore details.

Rathpig · 04-17-2007, 11:32 AM

Perhaps the only thing more ridiculous than the Abrahamic myths, among actual numerical meaningful religions, would be Scientology. (The Morons Mormons taking a close second.)

Scientology is the one religion that I will literally laugh in someone's face if they tell me they embrace it. I have, on more than one occasion, acted thusly and will so act on even the slightest provocation. (I have also argued, with Mormons, that Mormons should technically be called Morons ie., The Angel "Moroni". They dislike this and have never returned to bother me.)

Scientology is proof of the David Hannum, not P.T. Barnum (source), quote that a "sucker is born every minute".

~M~ · 04-17-2007, 12:11 PM

No offers to debate, i see. Figures. Ah well, the champ is hanging up his gloves. Let me know when Richard Carrier or Michael Martin want a piece of Scientology's Apologism.

Tom Sawyer · 04-17-2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ~M~

No offers to debate, i see. Figures. Ah well, the champ is hanging up his gloves. Let me know when Richard Carrier or Michael Martin want a piece of Scientology's Apologism.

If you want, I'll debate you about Scientology. It's a really funny religion and I honestly don't think I can get tired talking about it.

Pick your favourite part and I'll be happy to let you know why everyone is right to laugh at you for believing it.

Weltall · 04-17-2007, 12:21 PM

Xenu, Vishnu, Zeus, bah! Cthulhu will eat them all.

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04-17-2007, 11:32 AM	#17
Rathpig Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 5,193	Perhaps the only thing more ridiculous than the Abrahamic myths, among actual numerical meaningful religions, would be Scientology. (The Morons Mormons taking a close second.) Scientology is the one religion that I will literally laugh in someone's face if they tell me they embrace it. I have, on more than one occasion, acted thusly and will so act on even the slightest provocation. (I have also argued, with Mormons, that Mormons should technically be called Morons ie., The Angel "Moroni". They dislike this and have never returned to bother me.) Scientology is proof of the David Hannum, not P.T. Barnum (source), quote that a "sucker is born every minute".

04-17-2007, 12:11 PM	#18
~M~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto. Posts: 2,796	No offers to debate, i see. Figures. Ah well, the champ is hanging up his gloves. Let me know when Richard Carrier or Michael Martin want a piece of Scientology's Apologism.

04-17-2007, 12:21 PM	#20
Weltall Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Francisco Posts: 3,283	Xenu, Vishnu, Zeus, bah! Cthulhu will eat them all.

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