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Valdemar · 04-18-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by buddahead

The bible says God dwells in temples made without tools
and the sound of no tool could be heard during its construction.

the bible says the temple has an inner court and an outer court, and a veil or curtain in the middle.

This would be referring to the sex organs. The testicles, for instance would be the inner court, and the scrotum would be the outer court. The curtain in the middle would be the fluid separating the two.

And since testicles are actually "balls," they fit quite nicely into the "court" metaphor. Thus, God dwells in the sex organs.

Valdemar · 04-18-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by buddahead

sticks and stones will break my bones, but the skull bones will will overcome the stones.

those heavy boulders of the lower ego/mind.

They are like the burdensome wieight carried by the mule/headed

Again, you take the Bible out of context. Notice how you say "stones." Stones are another name for "balls" or testicles. They may also refer to ovaries, thus "female stones."

Notice how you say "heavy boulders." Some actually have heavy boulders for their "stones" or testicles.

And, indeed, they can be a burdensome weight for some, necessitating the use of a jock strap.

buddahead · 04-18-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Valdemar

No, the center of god is in your sex organs. Father, Son, Holy Spirit=Big Jim and the twins. Notice the combination of the number three. Father=1, Son=2, Holy Spirit=3. Big Jim=1, Twin1=2, Twin2=3. Thus, the center of god being in the sex organs. The same holds true for women. Two ovaries and one vagina. That's three. Again, god is in the sex organs.

Leviticus Chapter 15:

15:16
And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
15:17
And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
15:18
The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even.

Notice how there are three verses concerned with spilling of the seed. There is the number three again. Notice how it concerns the sex organs.

How serious is God about the number three? Let's take a look:

Deuteronomy

23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Notice how this person is no longer sanctified with the number three. God will not let him into the congregation.

And from Genesis, Chapter 19

19:30
And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
19:31
And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
19:32
Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
19:33
And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:34
And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

Notice that there are two daughters and one father having sexual intercourse. The number three turns up again!

Proving, once and for all, that God is in the loins, not the brain.

you are misinterpreting the scriptures
heres a sample of how to do it

2. "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of
donkeys, an whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

"She" is the mind. The mind lusts after the lower physical things. The genitals represent life, creation, origins. The geneitals of the lower are brutish and stubborn (donkey). They are the kinds of thoughts that will not follow the higher. They stay where they are.
The emission means the seed that enters "her". Its life is brutish and stubborn but its origin is the horse which is the carrier to heaven. The horse is always used to transport the Gods to heaven, like Pegasus. The heaven however is the mind that is controlled by the stubborn brutish nature. The combination of the two is a person who is very stubborn and brutish but takes charge and directs things from the lower or physicl nature.

Valdemar · 04-18-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by buddahead

you are misinterpreting the scriptures
heres a sample of how to do it

2. "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of
donkeys, an whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

"She" is the mind. The mind lusts after the lower physical things. The genitals represent life, creation, origins. The geneitals of the lower are brutish and stubborn (donkey). They are the kinds of thoughts that will not follow the higher. They stay where they are.
The emission means the seed that enters "her". Its life is brutish and stubborn but its origin is the horse which is the carrier to heaven. The horse is always used to transport the Gods to heaven, like Pegasus. The heaven however is the mind that is controlled by the stubborn brutish nature. The combination of the two is a person who is very stubborn and brutish but takes charge and directs things from the lower or physicl nature.

Incorrect once more. You need to be more careful with your interpretations.

You notice how you say that the genitals represent life, creation, origins. This is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. You have just made my case again, with the number three. But you have them mixed up. It is Creation, life, origins, to be exact.

Pegasus is from Greek mythology and has no place in your analysis, and neither do donkey phalluses and horse emissions. We are only concerned with the triple orgasm of the human species as dictated by God almighty: one for male, twice for female. Thus, the number "3" plays a major roll.

Ask any doctor for further evidence of this, or refer to your Bible.

Postcard73 · 04-18-2004, 06:08 PM

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Spanky · 04-18-2004, 10:16 PM

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the triple orgasm of the human species as dictated by God almighty: one for male, twice for female

ooooohhhhhhhh!!! The triple orgasm. That is the best thing I've seen so far on this thread. Maybe I should start a new thread: why I cum once and my wife cums once (not twice--I could never get her to do that)

Buddabelly, I must admit, you think way to much. You have created your own world. You should start your own web sight with your own forum.

Damn, maybe I would understand this better if I could have gotten into the sistine chapel last time I was in Rome, but it was closed! damn! double damn.

braces_for_impact · 04-20-2004, 09:59 PM

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WWSD · 04-21-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by buddahead

you are proof of the carbon 12 atom

neednt say no more

Why not carbon 13?

Weltall · 04-21-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by buddahead

who must be crucified? is it breathilizer?

No, it was Lilith who was nailed to a cross with the Longinus Lance in the Vault of Heaven.

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The human skull and crossbones seem a rather odd Easter symbol.

Hmmm, maybe that's because it's more commonly associated with pirates, peg legs and parrots?

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There He was crucified between two thieves.

Accuracy compels me to point out that theives wouldn't be crucified.

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those heavy boulders of the lower ego/mind.

Woah, talk about Freudian metaphors.

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They are like the burdensome wieight carried by the mule/headed

It's Nick Bottom!

Fallon · 04-22-2004, 05:53 AM

Ooh, can I play too?

Lessee, twelfth book in the bible, twelfth chapter, verse twelve:

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Quoth the Bible (2 Kings 12:12):
to the mason and the stonecutters, as well as to buy timber and quarried stone for making repairs on the house of the Lord, as well as for any outlay for repairs of the house.

1. There are 12 cranial nerves.
2. There are 12 panels in the Sistine Chapel.
3. The 12th book, 12th chapter and 12th verse of the bible talks about the "house of the Lord"
4. Your body (brain) is a temple (Sistine Chapel) -- the "house of the Lord".
5. Therefore, God exists.

Fallon

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