Originally Posted by Alf

This is kinda difficult for us who are male and straight to do.

I guess I have to reject God for this reason. I wouldn't mind becoming a servant of the lord if I were to take his place though so that women could get on their knees and ask for love. I would be more than happy to assist God in providing it to them :-) Oh wait, I am sorry God but I get some second thoughts. For one thing, some of those women will not be beautiful women of suitable age, many of them will probably be too old or too ugly or too fat or too slim or too young etc.

Also, I have a wife, she wouldn't like it if I assisted God in this manner towards other women.

Guess I have to say no thanks to the job. Sorry God. Yeah, I know this will send me straight to hell but what choice do I have? I am locked between a rock and a hard place here God!

Alf