Reverend_Lucas

Luckily, you have a recent former JW to confirm/deny that peice of information.

The JW's don't believe in heaven in the first place, so bastard child or no bastard child, you're not going to heaven either way unless you fit into these 2 conditions.

1: You were born before 1914 and saw the events of "Christ's arrival."

2. You get a spiritual epiphany where you wake up one morning and you have a feeling that you're going to heaven. Then church elders try to see if that feeling is true.

Oh, and BTW, I'm not a real reverend, I just call myself that because I got ordained at the ULC.