kaleidescope

If you've managed to get this far, my take-home message is that different astrologers have come to drastically different conclusions.[/QUOTE]

I have come across most of this info in my stash of astrological material which is definitely not from the same source.

I. C. Unicorns

1. Virgo
2. Mother dying
3. I feel perfectly fine now
4. Seeking therapy for anxiety
5. I feel very good

Darwin Redux

1. What is your sun sign?
Malignant Tumour

2. What is the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
Clinical Depression

3. How do you currently feel about this life event?
Ask the Prozac

4. What is the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Starting University

5. How do you currently feel about this life event?
It's Great. I'm never going to leave. In 20 years time they'll open a
creaky door at the end of a dusty corridor and find me there, behind a desk

EDIT: Star signs are garbage. There has never been any evidence to suggest how gravitational fields of planets affect behaviour. Until such evidence arises, it remains pseudoscience.

kaleidescope

When I check astrology against myself, I find validity.
I think God is from Jupiter.
Many a genius has been labeled crazy first.

Mageth

Yup, that's the way astrology's vague claims and predictions work. Everyone that believes it finds it valid when "checked against themselves".

And Men are from Mars, and Women from Venus.

Where do dogs come from?

But most crazy people aren't geniuses.

MrFrosty

I'm sorry to say this but, after learning that kaleidescope was a girl, all of her posts look they were written by a warped version of Barefoot Bree

kaleidescope

As we are all children of God, animals (land, air and sea) are from God too, animals have souls/spirit and reside in heaven. Consider your favorite pet, that pet surely isn't lost to you. Man made animals aggressive, as man helped to make primitive cultures aggressive. Polar bears, who rarely see humans, are not aggressive. Primitive cultures often used mind altering substances, this allowed the enemy in. Natural narcotics on earth are here to be used on rare occasion for medicinal purposes. God saw to insects being able to take care of themselves. Animals are extremely loyal and make for extremely good life protectors, especially wild animals.

Weltall

And politicians are from Uranus. Couldn't help myself.
Why Pluto of course!

kaleidescope

That is God's hand gently waking us from our slumber; "Time to wake up."

Agnostic Theist

Ironically 160,000 people aren't going to wake up because the divine alarm clock wiped them out. :devil1: