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Old 05-19-2006, 11:15 PM   #1
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I've got a lady friend who, every so often, rings me up ... like 3 in the morning - and asks me to come round. The last time I was at her place she told me that her guinea pig had died.

"I poisoned it," she said.

"Poisoned it?"

"Yeah, with rat poison."

"Why did you do that?"

"Because it bit me."
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:37 PM   #2
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Umm...

Run.
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:46 AM   #3
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What does this have to do with casual sex?
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Old 05-20-2006, 01:57 AM   #4
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Even in the height of passion, resist any temptation to bite.

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Old 05-20-2006, 03:56 AM   #5
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I am also confused by the whole "casual sex meets poisoned rodent" thing.

Maybe make more decisions while sober? I dunno.
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Old 05-20-2006, 04:16 AM   #6
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Ya I thought I was coming to sign up.

Total let down.
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