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Equilibrio · 07-04-2007, 04:04 AM

This fantastic piece of erotic fiction was written in 2005...Enjoy!

I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard

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With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me.

jaded_revenge · 07-04-2007, 04:36 AM

I only read the quote...
Ewwwwww

I've now lost all of my innocence

Hookpunch · 07-04-2007, 05:13 AM

Yeah, just reading that makes me want to shower and scrub. Ick.

Loren Pechtel · 07-04-2007, 08:04 AM

Should we file this under BSDM or horror?

HaysooChreesto! · 07-04-2007, 08:49 AM

I'd fuck Ann Coulter; hell, I'd carry on a weeks long affair, then break it off but gently enough so that she'd be a reliable booty call. So we disagree politically. Oh no.

totakun · 07-04-2007, 09:47 AM

Man-magma!

redbus81 · 07-04-2007, 09:51 AM

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I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.

dude. is that necessary in any way? /gag

laughing dog · 07-04-2007, 09:56 AM

I think the thread title is an oxymoron.

capsaicin67 · 07-04-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by redbus81

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I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.

dude. is that necessary in any way? /gag

That makes me hungry for bacon and some strawberries with chocolate maybe...

RareBird · 07-04-2007, 10:00 AM

I'd kick that bitch out of bed (right after I cum). :Cheeky:

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07-04-2007, 04:36 AM	#2
jaded_revenge Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia, Canberra Posts: 2,662	I only read the quote... Ewwwwww I've now lost all of my innocence

07-04-2007, 05:13 AM	#3
Hookpunch Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,452	Yeah, just reading that makes me want to shower and scrub. Ick.

07-04-2007, 08:04 AM	#4
Loren Pechtel Obsessed Contributor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Not Mayaned Posts: 96,752	Should we file this under BSDM or horror?

07-04-2007, 08:49 AM	#5
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	I'd fuck Ann Coulter; hell, I'd carry on a weeks long affair, then break it off but gently enough so that she'd be a reliable booty call. So we disagree politically. Oh no.

07-04-2007, 09:47 AM	#6
totakun Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Jämtland, Sweden Posts: 89	Man-magma!

07-04-2007, 09:56 AM	#8
laughing dog Contributor Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Winona, Mn Posts: 41,943	I think the thread title is an oxymoron.

07-04-2007, 10:00 AM	#10
RareBird Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 4,607	I'd kick that bitch out of bed (right after I cum). :Cheeky:

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