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Theophage · 07-03-2008, 09:35 PM

I've always been fond of "Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick" myself, and I find that I don't say it nearly enough.

4321lynx · 07-04-2008, 08:55 AM

I guess this is as good time as any to introduce you to a couple of East European sayings(Catholic & Orthodox groups are famed for their "blasphemy"). Traditionally in the old days these were used by cavalry sergeants training recruits in the art of riding a horse.
1. May the Holy Mother of God piss in your eyes.
2. May the Lord Jesus Christ come off the cross & knock your teeth out with his prick.
Which accounts for the notices posted about a quarter of a mile from the riding area stating "Ladies are requested not to proceed beyond this notice".

Alludium Fozdex · 07-04-2008, 09:03 AM

A favorite of mine is "Jesus jumped up fiddling!"

+or-1 · 07-04-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meta

I'm an atheist and I say "Oh my God" and "Jesus Christ" all the time, they're just expressions which convey my state of mind and have lost all meaning or religious significance for me.

Couldn't agree more. I like "Jesus H. Christ" too but no one seems to know what the "H" stands for.

4321lynx · 07-04-2008, 09:54 AM

?Holy?

vicjagger · 07-04-2008, 10:24 AM

Cheese 'n Rice

cellu1 · 07-05-2008, 05:49 AM

Hector?

ughaibu · 07-05-2008, 06:05 AM

Hanging.

diana · 07-05-2008, 07:57 AM

After perusing this thread, I suspect the OP would have begun it in ~E~ were he able, so I'm merely complying with his wishes....

d

juergen · 07-05-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonael

Whoa1 whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!1 Guys, you cant take the Lord's name in vain. It's kind of a big deal.

Even if it were true, "God" isn't God's name. :huh:

Try signing "Human" on an official document.

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07-03-2008, 09:35 PM	#21
Theophage Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Tucson, AZ USA Posts: 966	I've always been fond of "Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick" myself, and I find that I don't say it nearly enough.

07-04-2008, 08:55 AM	#22
4321lynx Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 3,288	I guess this is as good time as any to introduce you to a couple of East European sayings(Catholic & Orthodox groups are famed for their "blasphemy"). Traditionally in the old days these were used by cavalry sergeants training recruits in the art of riding a horse. 1. May the Holy Mother of God piss in your eyes. 2. May the Lord Jesus Christ come off the cross & knock your teeth out with his prick. Which accounts for the notices posted about a quarter of a mile from the riding area stating "Ladies are requested not to proceed beyond this notice".

07-04-2008, 09:03 AM	#23
Alludium Fozdex Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Planet X, hiding from Duck Dodgers Posts: 1,691	A favorite of mine is "Jesus jumped up fiddling!"

07-04-2008, 09:54 AM	#25
4321lynx Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 3,288	?Holy?

07-04-2008, 10:24 AM	#26
vicjagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: W. PA Posts: 31	Cheese 'n Rice

07-05-2008, 05:49 AM	#27
cellu1 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 44	Hector?

07-05-2008, 06:05 AM	#28
ughaibu Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Japan Posts: 8,492	Hanging.

07-05-2008, 07:57 AM	#29
diana Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 6,471	After perusing this thread, I suspect the OP would have begun it in ~E~ were he able, so I'm merely complying with his wishes.... d

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