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Armchair dissident · 08-13-2003, 02:43 AM

0% ?? Dagnamit! I always fail these tests!

mikester · 08-13-2003, 06:35 PM

some of the questions had 2 stupid answers...

oh well, i still failed it.

Hedwig · 08-13-2003, 07:12 PM

0%. Do I get a prize?

Loren Pechtel · 08-13-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by mikester
some of the questions had 2 stupid answers...

oh well, i still failed it.

Most!

rebelnerd · 08-13-2003, 09:16 PM

0% I'm a scum sucking bottom feeder!
(It's nice to be in good company)

Filo

Duvenoy · 08-13-2003, 09:27 PM

I cannot understand how I, an ordained minister (Universal Life Church) and an upstanding member of the 1% biker community, scored a mere 10%.

I demand a recount!

doov

Darwin26 · 08-13-2003, 11:17 PM

John Philip Souza!!! Ahahahahahahah!

This only means i can sin with the best of you

lunachick · 08-14-2003, 12:29 AM

Hmmm. I'm a 0%'er, too.

I actually thought I had some control buried in me somewhere, but it just turned out to be another penis fantasy.

Oh, well. I think I'll go back to sleep now and dream about hot wax and honey with a sex-pack of assorted foreign men.

Dubin · 08-14-2003, 11:24 AM

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I cannot understand how I, an ordained minister (Universal Life Church) and an upstanding member of the 1% biker community, scored a mere 10%.

Simple. You're sane.

Quote:

7. You are enjoying a late night Bible study session when you hear the sound of groaning and gasping from next door. The neighbors are having noisy, furious sex, culminating in screaming orgasms. You:

tape record them for eventual posting on the Web.
attempt to poke out your own eardrums with strands of dry spaghetti.

I don't know whether to laugh out loud because it's obviously exaggerated or cry because it's legit.

Oh...by the way, I scored 40%.

MichieC · 08-14-2003, 05:17 PM

Temptation has lodged like a bullet in your otherwise-healthy heart. You must resist it or risk your eternal soul! As penance, masturbate to the point of orgasm and then think about your grandparents naked and visibly sexually aroused.

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08-13-2003, 11:17 PM	#17
Darwin26 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Encino, CA Posts: 806	ditto John Philip Souza!!! Ahahahahahahah! This only means i can sin with the best of you

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08-13-2003, 02:43 AM	#11
Armchair dissident Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hants, UK Posts: 205	0% ?? Dagnamit! I always fail these tests!

08-13-2003, 06:35 PM	#12
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	some of the questions had 2 stupid answers... oh well, i still failed it.

08-13-2003, 07:12 PM	#13
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	0%. Do I get a prize?

08-13-2003, 09:16 PM	#15
rebelnerd Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: 47°30'27" North, 122°20'51" West - Folding@Home Posts: 600	0% I'm a scum sucking bottom feeder! (It's nice to be in good company) Filo

08-13-2003, 09:27 PM	#16
Duvenoy Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Just another hick from the sticks. Posts: 1,108	I cannot understand how I, an ordained minister (Universal Life Church) and an upstanding member of the 1% biker community, scored a mere 10%. I demand a recount! doov

08-14-2003, 12:29 AM	#18
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	Hmmm. I'm a 0%'er, too. I actually thought I had some control buried in me somewhere, but it just turned out to be another penis fantasy. Oh, well. I think I'll go back to sleep now and dream about hot wax and honey with a sex-pack of assorted foreign men.

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MichieC Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: United States Posts: 3,981	Temptation has lodged like a bullet in your otherwise-healthy heart. You must resist it or risk your eternal soul! As penance, masturbate to the point of orgasm and then think about your grandparents naked and visibly sexually aroused. Spirited Discussions http://mbforum.proboards20.com/

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