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Old 03-03-2004, 05:10 PM   #1
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Talking Harry Potter & Jesus

Someone wrote this in another forum. I thought it was worth sharing


Comparisons between Jesus and Harry Potter

Jesus: Born to mysterious parents
Harry: Born to mysterious parents

Jesus: Miracle child born which will save us from evil
Harry: Miracle child born which will save us from evil

Jesus: Raised in secrecy
Harry: Raised in secrecy

Jesus: Attracts a group of loyal followers
Harry: Attracts a group of loyal followers

Jesus: Performs miracles
Harry: Performs miracles

Jesus: Has a destiny to face and defeat evil
Harry: Has a destiny to face and defeat evil

Jesus: Willing to sacrifice self for the greater good
Harry: Willing to sacrifice self for the greater good

Jesus: Broke the rules when necessary for the greater good.
Harry: Broke the rules when necessary for the greater good.

Jesus: Helped the downtrodden. (Mary the prostitue)
Harry: Helped the downtrodden. (Dobbie the slave)

Jesus: Caused outrage among those who blindly followed their religious ideologies
Harry: Caused outrage among those who blindly followed their religious ideologies

Jesus: Dies but arises from his tomb
Harry: Almost dies at the end of every book but is miraculously healed by magic and awakens at the hospital.

Jesus: Story produced the all-time best seller
Harry: TBA
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:52 PM   #2
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Jesus: Turned water into wine.
Harry: What the hell kind of 16 year old wizard are you?

Jesus: Secret affair with Mary Magdalene
Harry: Secret affair with Hermione

Jesus: Carries a heavy piece of wood and hobbles along.
Harry: Sits on a light piece of wood and flies.
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Jesus: Carries a heavy piece of wood and hobbles along.
Harry: Sits on a light piece of wood and flies.
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Jesus: target of fic writers who paired him with Judas.
Harry: target of fic writers who paired him with Snape and Draco and Lucius Malfoy and Dobby and the Squid and ... and...


I'll take Harry any day.

(email me if you want the link to above fics.)
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:33 AM   #5
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Jesus:Fictional character who inspired world-wide religion
Harry Potter:Fictional character who inspired world-wide religion

Don't believe me? Try prying one of those books out of one of those kid's hands.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:06 PM   #6
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Default The penny just dropped...!!!

At last, I have seen the light; thankyou tiggerette!!!
That's it, I'm off to buy the complete set.
And I just didn't listen to those who said I should have.
But as I'm writing a childrens novel of my own I will finish it first, so that any influences don't affect its course.
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That's it, I'm off to buy the complete set.
Blast it! Another convert to the Potterites.
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Another convert to the Potterites.
Maybe in next 100 years some Potterites fundie will ban Muggles' marriage and burn Bibles.
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Old 03-04-2004, 10:40 PM   #9
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Jesus didn't wear glasses...

Anyway, that's a clever list. But I would not be surprised ifRowling based her character on the Jesus Legend. The legend of Jesus, after all, was largely based on an older hero's tale from his people's mythology...the Moses legend. You could do an almost identical, if not identical, list comparing Moses and Harry Potter. If a story line has worked so well in the past, why not give it a modern update?

People have been writing and telling stories about mythic, magical, and even "Christlike" heroes, and basing their hero's legends on the legends of earlier heroes, for as long as we've been able to communicate. There are many tales of heroes that share several of the same motifs you've listed for Potter and Jesus. Potter is just another, albeit unusually successful, recasting of a classical Hero story.

Read Joseph Campbell's A Hero with a Thousand Faces for an excellent description of the "Hero" and the heroic motifs in various mythologies, if you really want to learn more about Heroic myths.
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Read Joseph Campbell's A Hero with a Thousand Faces for an excellent description of the "Hero" and the heroic motifs in various mythologies, if you really want to learn more about Heroic myths.
Thanks, I think I will.
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