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Old 04-12-2006, 11:41 AM   #1
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Default Reasons NOT to want to punch Ann Coulter's face in.

Can anyone give me any?

On 6/6/06, Coulter will release her newest book, "Godless. The Church of Liberalism".
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She's actually a man and may kick your ass.
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Can anyone give me any?

On 6/6/06, Coulter will release her newest book, "Godless. The Church of Liberalism".
Because stooping to her level just isn't cool.
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You can't be completely sure she's not contagious.
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She's actually a man and may kick your ass.
She doesn't actually have an adam's apple. It probably just looks so big because she is dangerously thin.
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I'd really really like to have hot sweaty illegal in 40 states lovin with her. Something about hating her so much gets me hot.
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Default Reasons NOT to want to punch Ann Coulter's face in

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It would actually make her more attractive and boost her book sales.
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You wouldn't want to hurt a fellow member of the EAC, would you? She is one of our deep undercover operatives. Her task, and she has performed it well, is to make the conservative Christians look foolish, vapid, and vindictive. Her Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity was brilliant!

Now she is saying that everybody who disagrees with her is an athiest. What more could you ask? She is going to go down as one of the heroines of the fight to eliminate Christianity from this country once and for all.

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Can anyone give me any?

On 6/6/06, Coulter will release her newest book, "Godless. The Church of Liberalism".

yep...because:

A. if she had a fat lip, she could not perform oral sex good enough

B. if her face was all bruised up she wouldn't look good performing the above.
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Because a boot to the head would be much more satisfying.
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