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IncognitoMan · 01-07-2005, 07:10 AM

And it is true ladies and gentiles, the IS no love in lima bean. There's an L and an E but that be just about it. So from this moment on out this is my thinking thoughts forum, and i swear to god if this one gets sent "elsewhere" i will just go flippin mental. Somebody will be cut and coinsidentally that somebody will not be a very happy camper. with that said some things that have been bothering me.

Goths: goths bother me to no end. hmmm its lame to me maybe because i dont see why people can hate life so much that there whole self image is devoted to it. You want a better life? PRETEND your happy and spare the rest of us of your speels about "oh im so different" "life is so much better when your always looking at the negative" and the classic "Slitting my wrists is just my way of expressing myself." There all just so silly. They complain about preps non stop when i garentee most the shit they are wearing is from a hot topic marketplace. Somewhere along the lines that turns into a "fad" such as buying all your clothes from AE or A&F ya know? NOOOOO there so damn different because they draw little anarchy symbols all over there backpacks and write little sayuings of how awesome they are because they are downers and look so damn shocking. I mean the shock has lost its effect with me, i think there worse than preps. Just because preps dont go on for hours complaining about family troubles, why everyone else is a fad, and other things among that. down with the goths i say.

Stoners: stoners are funny children to me, because its like everything they do is in some sort of secretive fashion, a very paranoid folk. It's so obvious whos been doing the THC, for christ sakes they got like the necklace thing going for em. I know im not the other one that has seen it, its like the goony string holding on some sort of clay object shaped oddly. 4:20's all over there junk, it seriously makes me wonder who are they trying so hard to fool. And i find it funny how every weekend has something to do with "i blew all my money on weed and got baked off my ass, i broke some shit, and got caught my the cops, they gave me some sort of a minor and i hafta go through rehap, holy crap im awesome!" The everyone who does not smoke the refer is a "good kid." They say it like we're the morons who are missing out. The best quote every said to me by a stoner has to be this: "Dude, i like, read in this magazine... i think it was forbes, but like, you get all the brain cells you lose as a kid back when your 21, so im like gonna get as f***ed up as i can now, then when im 21 i'll quit and never do it again." bravo dumb ass.

but there are more groups of people i'd like to make fun of, as well as touch other topics such as racism, world hunger, politics, anything thats on the track of those. So as of right now this is the forum you go to, to whine about something or another, and i will either agree with it and add my insight, of disagree and abuse you verbally.

socratoad · 01-07-2005, 07:30 AM

I will be be a little sad if your new thread is kicked to the curb, so to speak prematurely however I could live without, at least a fucking lot easier than I could live with a Goth.

That said, I've seen threads such as this get ugly in record breaking time as it tends to encourage people to display their very worse qualities. Not a sight I enjoy.

Barefoot Bree · 01-07-2005, 09:09 AM

I give your rant 8 out of 10. Not bad for a beginner, but you need to work up more steam, and let it go on longer. Special credit to the lack of obscenities, though - good job! It's hard to do a really effective rant without them.

OxyMat is still the King of Rants. :notworthy

Raza · 01-07-2005, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Goths: goths bother me to no end. hmmm its lame to me maybe because i dont see why people can hate life so much that there whole self image is devoted to it. You want a better life? PRETEND your happy and spare the rest of us of your speels about "oh im so different" "life is so much better when your always looking at the negative" and the classic "Slitting my wrists is just my way of expressing myself." There all just so silly. They complain about preps non stop when i garentee most the shit they are wearing is from a hot topic marketplace. Somewhere along the lines that turns into a "fad" such as buying all your clothes from AE or A&F ya know? NOOOOO there so damn different because they draw little anarchy symbols all over there backpacks and write little sayuings of how awesome they are because they are downers and look so damn shocking. I mean the shock has lost its effect with me, i think there worse than preps. Just because preps dont go on for hours complaining about family troubles, why everyone else is a fad, and other things among that. down with the goths i say.

You sure draw a lot of conclusions from some black clothes

The type of people you describe can be annoying, but I think it has more to do with being a teenager than with being a goth, based on the fact that it's the sort of thing you see a lot of non-goth teenages do, yet won't see many adult goths partake in. Besides, the steriotypical teeny goth mindset has a few positive things in it too, such as the glorification of open mindedness and individualism. Even if not many actually act to that very well, it makes it a lot easier to talk sense into them.

Oh. Oh. And. Pet peeve of my own: people who can't seperate "they're" "there" and "their".

j-ogenes · 01-07-2005, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raza

You sure draw a lot of conclusions from some black clothes

The type of people you describe can be annoying, but I think it has more to do with being a teenager than with being a goth, based on the fact that it's the sort of thing you see a lot of non-goth teenages do, yet won't see many adult goths partake in. Besides, the steriotypical teeny goth mindset has a few positive things in it too, such as the glorification of open mindedness and individualism. Even if not many actually act to that very well, it makes it a lot easier to talk sense into them.

Oh. Oh. And. Pet peeve of my own: people who can't seperate "they're" "there" and "their".

Are you trying to pick on his spelling? If so you missed a lot. You spelled "stereotypical" wrong, by the way.

Alter · 01-08-2005, 09:25 AM

My pet peeve: There's only one "e" in separate.

Wild_T · 01-08-2005, 10:14 AM

Amusing stereotypical whiny goth anecdote -- a girl in my high school tried to slash her wrists in the cafeteria to get attention. Not that slashing your wrists is funny at all, except when you try to do it like she did... With a plastic spoon\fork ('spork', to us in the know).

I kid you not, she tried to off herself with picnicwear. Gave herself a bit of a scrape before one of the admins decided they might as well give her what she wanted and stop her. I was kind of rooting for her. I bet you'd break a record being the first person to be killed by a spork.

BlakeEM · 01-08-2005, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IncognitoMan

Goths: goths bother me to no end. hmmm its lame to me maybe because i dont see why people can hate life so much that there whole self image is devoted to it. You want a better life? PRETEND your happy and spare the rest of us of your speels about "oh im so different" "life is so much better when your always looking at the negative" and the classic "Slitting my wrists is just my way of expressing myself." There all just so silly. They complain about preps non stop when i garentee most the shit they are wearing is from a hot topic marketplace. Somewhere along the lines that turns into a "fad" such as buying all your clothes from AE or A&F ya know? NOOOOO there so damn different because they draw little anarchy symbols all over there backpacks and write little sayuings of how awesome they are because they are downers and look so damn shocking. I mean the shock has lost its effect with me, i think there worse than preps. Just because preps dont go on for hours complaining about family troubles, why everyone else is a fad, and other things among that. down with the goths i say.

Stoners: stoners are funny children to me, because its like everything they do is in some sort of secretive fashion, a very paranoid folk. It's so obvious whos been doing the THC, for christ sakes they got like the necklace thing going for em. I know im not the other one that has seen it, its like the goony string holding on some sort of clay object shaped oddly. 4:20's all over there junk, it seriously makes me wonder who are they trying so hard to fool. And i find it funny how every weekend has something to do with "i blew all my money on weed and got baked off my ass, i broke some shit, and got caught my the cops, they gave me some sort of a minor and i hafta go through rehap, holy crap im awesome!" The everyone who does not smoke the refer is a "good kid." They say it like we're the morons who are missing out. The best quote every said to me by a stoner has to be this: "Dude, i like, read in this magazine... i think it was forbes, but like, you get all the brain cells you lose as a kid back when your 21, so im like gonna get as f***ed up as i can now, then when im 21 i'll quit and never do it again." bravo dumb ass.

All my friends are goths or stoners. Some are goths and stoners. My goth friends are mostly very loud and happy all the time (I really do not know any depressed goths, I know more depressed people that are not goths). My best friends a huge stoner, he grows in his closet hah... He has a doctors note to do it also! (he has a stomach/gastric problem that it helps with). He is mostly just extreamly laid back, he's really freaking smart though.

Every girl I ever dated has been goth. They are the most fun in bed, they will do anything hah.

I myself am not goth, I just wear a lot of black =P Most goths annoy me with how cliche they are.

IncognitoMan · 01-08-2005, 12:48 PM

tis i again, hmmmm, lots of petty and not important comments, like the their they're and there "gem" if you will, get bent, i dont need grammar, the jist is there to read, thats like just look for something to bitch at, so to piss you off, no periods will be included in this beast of a reply, yes, what a badass i am, and as for all you people searching for excuses and loop holes in people, like the goth comment about how her/him/faggotfuckthatcandie friends are happy, thats awful lame, because then they aren't true goth, they are posers, im talking TRUE goths, the ones that like sacrifice THEIR cats, <guess at who that one was to, you big ginger prick> seriously, take a deep breath, pull your heads out of your asses and remember your all gay and can't get laid, so let things go "holy christ a typo!!!!" f that, hmmm, there's other things that pissed me off about those lame ass comments, LIKE MY PET PEAVE IS WHEN PEOPLE FORGET TO TITLE THEIR COMMENTS, stupid bastards, hmmm, but from there thats about all i got on the subject

So in resent news i have discovered the magic of science fairs, seriously, i know this may sound weird, but the last place i would check for a hot chick would be at one of these majestic events, but sure enough, they are there, its crazy kinda made me ponder the science of nerdism, is it at some sort of downfall, is there no such thing anymore, its not that i care, but last time i checked a certain peoples cared about not being associated with geeks, which brings me to my next class of people...

stuck-up bitches: now these peoples are a very odd, how to say it, group of stupid self centered whores, <got to clarify, else i might have to put up with more of god knows whos whining> people that think they were put on gods great earth to be eye candy, and to treat everyone like complete and total shit, like they aren't the brightest crayon in the box either, which is quite funny to listen to at times, i had one individual near me locker whine about girls wearing skirts in the winter and how if they do, they got to wear leg warmers and how she thought they were ugly as sin, to me that was a gem, just a sad pathetic milestone in bitchdom if you will, oh there so dumb, seriously, i want to go out of my way some days just to wake them up to the moronic bimbos they are, the world is more than AE, hollister, and god knows what else they're wearing, i dont know, but im sure you all know one, and some days you just want to slap her until she knows how stupid she is, on that note, another subject

Domestic violence: hmmm, yeah... screw this

IncognitoMan · 01-08-2005, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raza

You sure draw a lot of conclusions from some black clothes

The type of people you describe can be annoying, but I think it has more to do with being a teenager than with being a goth, based on the fact that it's the sort of thing you see a lot of non-goth teenages do, yet won't see many adult goths partake in. Besides, the steriotypical teeny goth mindset has a few positive things in it too, such as the glorification of open mindedness and individualism. Even if not many actually act to that very well, it makes it a lot easier to talk sense into them.

Oh. Oh. And. Pet peeve of my own: people who can't seperate "they're" "there" and "their".

leave it to the kid from Amsterdam to foil my fun

01-07-2005, 07:10 AM	#1
IncognitoMan Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: minnesota Posts: 9	There is no Love in Lima Bean And it is true ladies and gentiles, the IS no love in lima bean. There's an L and an E but that be just about it. So from this moment on out this is my thinking thoughts forum, and i swear to god if this one gets sent "elsewhere" i will just go flippin mental. Somebody will be cut and coinsidentally that somebody will not be a very happy camper. with that said some things that have been bothering me. Goths: goths bother me to no end. hmmm its lame to me maybe because i dont see why people can hate life so much that there whole self image is devoted to it. You want a better life? PRETEND your happy and spare the rest of us of your speels about "oh im so different" "life is so much better when your always looking at the negative" and the classic "Slitting my wrists is just my way of expressing myself." There all just so silly. They complain about preps non stop when i garentee most the shit they are wearing is from a hot topic marketplace. Somewhere along the lines that turns into a "fad" such as buying all your clothes from AE or A&F ya know? NOOOOO there so damn different because they draw little anarchy symbols all over there backpacks and write little sayuings of how awesome they are because they are downers and look so damn shocking. I mean the shock has lost its effect with me, i think there worse than preps. Just because preps dont go on for hours complaining about family troubles, why everyone else is a fad, and other things among that. down with the goths i say. Stoners: stoners are funny children to me, because its like everything they do is in some sort of secretive fashion, a very paranoid folk. It's so obvious whos been doing the THC, for christ sakes they got like the necklace thing going for em. I know im not the other one that has seen it, its like the goony string holding on some sort of clay object shaped oddly. 4:20's all over there junk, it seriously makes me wonder who are they trying so hard to fool. And i find it funny how every weekend has something to do with "i blew all my money on weed and got baked off my ass, i broke some shit, and got caught my the cops, they gave me some sort of a minor and i hafta go through rehap, holy crap im awesome!" The everyone who does not smoke the refer is a "good kid." They say it like we're the morons who are missing out. The best quote every said to me by a stoner has to be this: "Dude, i like, read in this magazine... i think it was forbes, but like, you get all the brain cells you lose as a kid back when your 21, so im like gonna get as f***ed up as i can now, then when im 21 i'll quit and never do it again." bravo dumb ass. but there are more groups of people i'd like to make fun of, as well as touch other topics such as racism, world hunger, politics, anything thats on the track of those. So as of right now this is the forum you go to, to whine about something or another, and i will either agree with it and add my insight, of disagree and abuse you verbally.

01-07-2005, 07:30 AM	#2
socratoad Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada, deep in the heart of the boreal forest Posts: 4,239	Yup I will be be a little sad if your new thread is kicked to the curb, so to speak prematurely however I could live without, at least a fucking lot easier than I could live with a Goth. That said, I've seen threads such as this get ugly in record breaking time as it tends to encourage people to display their very worse qualities. Not a sight I enjoy.

01-08-2005, 12:48 PM	#9
IncognitoMan Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: minnesota Posts: 9	hmmmm tis i again, hmmmm, lots of petty and not important comments, like the their they're and there "gem" if you will, get bent, i dont need grammar, the jist is there to read, thats like just look for something to bitch at, so to piss you off, no periods will be included in this beast of a reply, yes, what a badass i am, and as for all you people searching for excuses and loop holes in people, like the goth comment about how her/him/faggotfuckthatcandie friends are happy, thats awful lame, because then they aren't true goth, they are posers, im talking TRUE goths, the ones that like sacrifice THEIR cats, <guess at who that one was to, you big ginger prick> seriously, take a deep breath, pull your heads out of your asses and remember your all gay and can't get laid, so let things go "holy christ a typo!!!!" f that, hmmm, there's other things that pissed me off about those lame ass comments, LIKE MY PET PEAVE IS WHEN PEOPLE FORGET TO TITLE THEIR COMMENTS, stupid bastards, hmmm, but from there thats about all i got on the subject So in resent news i have discovered the magic of science fairs, seriously, i know this may sound weird, but the last place i would check for a hot chick would be at one of these majestic events, but sure enough, they are there, its crazy kinda made me ponder the science of nerdism, is it at some sort of downfall, is there no such thing anymore, its not that i care, but last time i checked a certain peoples cared about not being associated with geeks, which brings me to my next class of people... stuck-up bitches: now these peoples are a very odd, how to say it, group of stupid self centered whores, <got to clarify, else i might have to put up with more of god knows whos whining> people that think they were put on gods great earth to be eye candy, and to treat everyone like complete and total shit, like they aren't the brightest crayon in the box either, which is quite funny to listen to at times, i had one individual near me locker whine about girls wearing skirts in the winter and how if they do, they got to wear leg warmers and how she thought they were ugly as sin, to me that was a gem, just a sad pathetic milestone in bitchdom if you will, oh there so dumb, seriously, i want to go out of my way some days just to wake them up to the moronic bimbos they are, the world is more than AE, hollister, and god knows what else they're wearing, i dont know, but im sure you all know one, and some days you just want to slap her until she knows how stupid she is, on that note, another subject Domestic violence: hmmm, yeah... screw this

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01-07-2005, 09:09 AM	#3
Barefoot Bree Contributor Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: East of ginger trees Posts: 12,637	I give your rant 8 out of 10. Not bad for a beginner, but you need to work up more steam, and let it go on longer. Special credit to the lack of obscenities, though - good job! It's hard to do a really effective rant without them. OxyMat is still the King of Rants. :notworthy

01-08-2005, 09:25 AM	#6
Alter Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,210	My pet peeve: There's only one "e" in separate.

01-08-2005, 10:14 AM	#7
Wild_T Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Anchorage, Alaska Posts: 1,424	Amusing stereotypical whiny goth anecdote -- a girl in my high school tried to slash her wrists in the cafeteria to get attention. Not that slashing your wrists is funny at all, except when you try to do it like she did... With a plastic spoon\fork ('spork', to us in the know). I kid you not, she tried to off herself with picnicwear. Gave herself a bit of a scrape before one of the admins decided they might as well give her what she wanted and stop her. I was kind of rooting for her. I bet you'd break a record being the first person to be killed by a spork.

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