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Old 04-15-2004, 06:05 PM   #1
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This arrived in my inbox from someone I don't know.

I find it ... ridiculous. Note that he seems to assume that I'm a strong atheist even though my profile says weak atheist.

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Actually there is zero evidence that your moronic religious has any truth at all, whereas ALL the evidence points to Christ as God being the "first and the last" who is "I AM".

To show you how stupid you really are to say there is no One Creator God is to say that you have been existing for eternity and therefore you should be perfected by now, but you are not, since you are one heck of a flawed person. Doesn't that sound retarded to you? Look at how much you sin, you are a man of flaws and mindlessness therefore we must assume God made a conscious choice to create you about 13.7 billion years ago according Gen. 1.1, but like the first Adam, you are fallen, and now born into his sin.

Of course heaven exists, even the greatest minds in the history of the human race agree. The latest scientific theories by the smartest people that have ever lived about the cosmos now say the best theory they believe is that string theory and brain theory combined to explain the cosmos indicates there must be ten dimensions the 4 dimensions we are in now divided by a layer of 2 dimensions unto a larger 4 more dimensions that encapsulate the first 4 diminensions, and in this this two theories of theirs, they say, makes sense. Think of the first 4 dimensions as the universe in which you see today. And the other 4 dimensions as heaven where God's throne is. That takes care of heaven (and the only way to get there is by gravitons they say), as for hell since God is unable to distinguish your intrinsic nature and it would not be righteous of Him to do so He must continue to have you live forever and go where your free-will eventually is taking you for you were made in the image of God (He will not coerce not to go to hell, it is yours for the taking), and in so doing there are two destinations which is heaven or hell, hell being eternal separation from those whom God will be with in heaven for ever (called in the Scriptures (New City in the New Earth). I am thankful to God we don't have to be with you, because your spirit is dead. If you would like to learn more about your dead spirit, read here. The Bible says we will have no more tears because we are completely aware of why you belong there for you are one of those that killed Christ on the Cross for his sinlessness and for creating you. No reason at all other than your sickenly selfish self-exaltation as your father Satan before you.
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:28 PM   #2
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What the hell is that guy even talking about?! And why does not believing in God mean that you think you've existed for all of eternity?

I'm not sure which run-on sentence I like better. This one:

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The latest scientific theories by the smartest people that have ever lived about the cosmos now say the best theory they believe is that string theory and brain theory combined to explain the cosmos indicates there must be ten dimensions the 4 dimensions we are in now divided by a layer of 2 dimensions unto a larger 4 more dimensions that encapsulate the first 4 diminensions, and in this this two theories of theirs, they say, makes sense.
or this one:


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That takes care of heaven (and the only way to get there is by gravitons they say), as for hell since God is unable to distinguish your intrinsic nature and it would not be righteous of Him to do so He must continue to have you live forever and go where your free-will eventually is taking you for you were made in the image of God (He will not coerce not to go to hell, it is yours for the taking), and in so doing there are two destinations which is heaven or hell, hell being eternal separation from those whom God will be with in heaven for ever (called in the Scriptures (New City in the New Earth).
Both are equally incomprehensible.

But best of all was this:


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If you would like to learn more about your dead spirit, read here.
This cracks me up. I keep imagining it being said in the voice-over at the end of some PBS special, "Read more about your dead spirit on the web at www.pbs.org/zealot/bullshit."
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That takes care of heaven (and the only way to get there is by gravitons they say)

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WinAce, post-of-the-month quality.
Sadly, I don't believe that Winace accepts E-mails for FSTDT. Too bad, this one would make a great addition under different circumstances.
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The brain theory??
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I'm a fairly nice guy, but I'd love slamming my front door in that guy's face!

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Brain theory, heaven in higher dimensions. I agree. It's all ways of saying "it's in the mind".

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you are one heck of a flawed person
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I am thankful to God we don't have to be with you, because your spirit is dead. If you would like to learn more about your dead spirit, read here. The Bible says we will have no more tears because we are completely aware of why you belong there for you are one of those that killed Christ on the Cross for his sinlessness and for creating you. No reason at all other than your sickenly selfish self-exaltation as your father Satan before you.
Ouch! Can you feel the christian love? No more, please!
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I'm a fairly nice guy, but I'd love slamming my front door in that guy's face!

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Hmm, well i'm not all that nice, so I think it would be more fun slamming that guy's face into my front door. I'm tired of being nice to simpletons.
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Even if Crazyfingers wanted to reply to this letter, where in the world would one begin in the de-bunking process...*scratchin me head*....it would take 40 pages in Word to compile...LOL.

Of course there is always the standard back-up reply...


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