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Old 03-11-2004, 06:18 AM   #1
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Default Band names a la Dave Barry

So I walk into my training room the other day, and everyone in there is having problems with their pc's. I went around and fixed their respective problems, all minor. One of the people said something to the effect of "David, you are our messiah!". To which I said, "You better hope not, I don't care enough about most of you to worry about wether or not you are "saved". I would be the most apathetic messiah ever".

Then I thought to myself "Man, that would be a killer band name... Apathetic Messiah!"

Anway, what are some more? The rules are that you have to have some sort of reasoning behind it.


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Old 03-11-2004, 07:49 AM   #2
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The best band name there is, is "Special Guest"
You can point to countless famous bands you have played with!
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:10 AM   #3
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My band's name is Stupid, Stupid, Stupid and Steve. Not the best band name ever, but it generally gets peoples attention!

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Old 03-11-2004, 10:01 AM   #4
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There used to be a user here who went by "Prophetess of Rage." Now that would make a cool band name.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:15 AM   #5
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A friend of mine in college was in a band called "Free Beer." Everyone wanted them as an opening act.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:26 AM   #6
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Mo Hammerhead and the Phat Wahs.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:28 AM   #7
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Originally posted by Aravnah Ornan
There used to be a user here who went by "Prophetess of Rage." Now that would make a cool band name.
I bet we could make lots of great band names out of the usernames here. I mean, who wouldn't want to see "Magus 55" live in concert?
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:33 AM   #8
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Man, I must have been on some serious sleep deprived crap this morning.

The part about the poll that I like the most is that 2 people have chosen the "I smell Bacon" choice, but no one else has voted.


/wonders if anyone gets the "Hi Opal!" choice
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:03 AM   #9
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I always wanted to have a band called "Strum", simply because it sounds like a body part.
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:12 AM   #10
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"Monotreme Antichrist," because it was my first successful googlewhack.

"Faith and the Potentials." -- Gotta be a Buffy fan to get that one.


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