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Old 09-25-2003, 04:24 PM   #1
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Question Curious about xian sexual habits

Before I ask I will admit that I know barely anything about religion besides the basic knowledge, I think I read Gensis and that's about it. My mom had a REALLY OLD testament that was bound by brass clasps that went across the bible but I was never allowed to open it, although my family was never religious.

Anyway I have a quick question for the religious folk out there. When you have sex, and I'm sure you do I'm not doubting that, do you ever have angry sex, make up sex, or even hot sweaty take an hour and have 12 orgasms sex... or do you just have... intercourse?

Just curious questions from the local idiot.

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P.S. This is a question for all religions. Thanks. I'm curious about the different aspects of it.
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depends on the cult, usually. I have a bookmark for liberal christian adult entertainment.

strippers who do bible debates while you watch are *hilarious*.
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depends on the cult, usually. I have a bookmark for liberal christian adult entertainment.

strippers who do bible debates while you watch are *hilarious*.
Umm..link please. For research purposes, of course....

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Anyway I have a quick question for the religious folk out there. When you have sex, and I'm sure you do I'm not doubting that, do you ever have angry sex, make up sex, or even hot sweaty take an hour and have 12 orgasms sex... or do you just have... intercourse?
Well, personally, I'm an atheist, but the xian women I've had sex with have had all of the above. Seriously, unless they belong to some weird offshoot cult (eg fundamentalism) that totally screws with their brains, there's no reason to think religious folk approach sex any differently than you or I. It is, after all, one of our (humans I mean) most urgent drives. Regards,

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My best Christian friends (fundies) I'm fairly certain have "unhinged" sex. Maybe not whips and chains, but certainly not boring missionary only.
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...but certainly not boring missionary only.
While we're on the subject, does anyone know why it's called "missionary"? Is it because it's the only style of sex that missionaries would engage in? Or maybe that it's the style of sex you engage in if your whole mission is simply to, well, deliver something? Anyone know?
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Anyone know?
Polynesians traditionally have sex sitting up, the wahine sitting in the kane's lap facing each other. Lots of coral rocks, sea shells, sand and iron wood tree seed pods in Polynesia. Not to mention palm frond mats. They were astonished by the missionaries sticking with their New England habits.
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Even fundies have wild monkey sex. Especially the ones in cults. The cult might even have them get marital counseling for their sex life. When I was a fundy, our mentors in the Lord (whatever) would regularly ask us how our sex life was. We were always taught that any kind of sex is okay, as long as it's between man and wife. So there ya go. Every weird fantasy bottled up inside the fundies head gets unleashed in the sanctuary of the bedroom. C'mon, you know Jim and Tammy Fay Baker were kinky! And John Ashcroft is a sex machine! George Bush? Oh yeah.
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While we're on the subject, does anyone know why it's called "missionary"? Is it because it's the only style of sex that missionaries would engage in? Or maybe that it's the style of sex you engage in if your whole mission is simply to, well, deliver something? Anyone know?
Early missionaries taught that it was the only position in which to have sex that was acceptable in the eyes of the lord.

The eyes of the lord must have been popping out of his head that time when I snorted too much amyl nitrate and ended up goosing the pet hamster.....
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