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You may be a post slut if:

1. A simple search for "ROTFL", "Hi", or "Haha" brings up 237 of your posts.

2. You have more than 100 posts with no text at all, just a graemlin.

3. You were only a "Visitor" or "Junior Member" for one day.

4. After 6 months, you have more posts than the administrators.

5. When someone talks to you, you envision the message icon you would put on what you want to say back to them.

6. In your spare time you draw up your own smilies. (Spare time being the time it takes to redirect you to the forum after you post... )

7. You have over 5,000 posts, you have only started two topics, and one is about post slutting.

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8. You throw in a second post to add something stupid when you could have just hit "edit".

kwigibo

babelfish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

babelfish

<Waits 75 seconds>

ROTFLMAO!

Jobar

Oh shit! Chain reaction! It's gonna blow!!

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9. You watch the clock waiting for the flood control to go off so you can slap another post down before anyone else can get to the topic.

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We already know you're a post slut, Jobar.. <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

cricket

Post Slut here, aiming for 100.

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Profile for cricket
Member Status: Secular Web Regular
Member Number: 3990
Registered: August 25, 2001
Posts: 100

Whooooo! Congrats!
&gt;adds another post to my "Slutting for 500" Campaign&lt;