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Old 08-17-2007, 10:30 AM   #1
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If you pick your nose and eat it does that make you a cannibal?

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Only with a nice chianti
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If you pick your nose and eat it does that make you a cannibal?
No. Only if you pick someone else's nose and eat it.
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:07 AM   #4
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I eat my own callouses all the time. Does that count?
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I eat my own callouses all the time. Does that count?
No. That just makes one a pig. Eating other people's callouses makes one a cannibal (and a pig). :Cheeky:
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Old 08-17-2007, 01:33 PM   #6
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Anyone hear that news items that descendants of tribal people who ate missionaries have apologised for their ancestors?

The news items did not continue that the ancestors had reported the missionaries were very tasty and they thought they were only carrying out communion in a culturally relevant way!
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I think it probably has to be meat to count as cannibalism.
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Old 08-17-2007, 03:50 PM   #8
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What about fingernails?
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Old 08-17-2007, 03:51 PM   #9
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If you only eat children are you a "pedobal"?



(on second thought that sounds like exercise equipment.)
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Old 08-17-2007, 03:53 PM   #10
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I'm a cannonball.
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