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JonathanChance · 10-13-2003, 01:21 PM

Some asshat stole the Rammstein CD from my University's Forgein language lab!!!

What would be the most appropriate punishment for this asshat sould I ever get my hands on him?

Shake · 10-13-2003, 01:57 PM

Well, I was gonna say the Gigli option, but since that at least has J. Lo in it, the crook might get some pleasure out of it. So, instead, I decided to make the punishment fit the crime: if someone who obviously likes that sort of music steals a Rammstein CD, it follows that making him/her listen to Justin Timberlake is a fitting punishment (although bordering on cruel and unusual)!

JonathanChance · 10-13-2003, 03:15 PM

Personally, I still like my idea of the orange jumpsuit through Catholic Belfast on St. Patty's Day idea. That would guarantee a pretty brutal death, don't you think?

Dean Anderson · 10-14-2003, 02:06 AM

Wow - listening to Justin Timberlake is the most popular option...

...for the first time ever!

Enai · 10-14-2003, 03:33 AM

If the asshat is a fundy, force him to listen to the Rammstein CD! It's satanic, don't you know.

Enai

Gawdawful · 10-14-2003, 01:25 PM

Where is the "give the fellow an award" choice?

Warren in Oklahoma

keyser_soze · 10-14-2003, 06:06 PM

Since Justin Timberlakes music seemed to be the most harmful of the options(that weren't fatal), I picked it. Apparently so did everyone else! I guess he now takes the prize from michael bolton as the most painful to hear music. Or was it yanni?

mikester · 10-18-2003, 12:50 PM

i voted for the orange suit option. that one provides him with many, many ways to be both humiliated and physically hurt.

hehehe....

10-13-2003, 01:21 PM	#1
JonathanChance Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Stevens Point, WI Posts: 538	The Appropriate punishment.... Some asshat stole the Rammstein CD from my University's Forgein language lab!!! What would be the most appropriate punishment for this asshat sould I ever get my hands on him?

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10-13-2003, 01:57 PM	#2
Shake Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Folding@Home in upstate NY Posts: 14,394	Well, I was gonna say the Gigli option, but since that at least has J. Lo in it, the crook might get some pleasure out of it. So, instead, I decided to make the punishment fit the crime: if someone who obviously likes that sort of music steals a Rammstein CD, it follows that making him/her listen to Justin Timberlake is a fitting punishment (although bordering on cruel and unusual)!

10-13-2003, 03:15 PM	#3
JonathanChance Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Stevens Point, WI Posts: 538	Personally, I still like my idea of the orange jumpsuit through Catholic Belfast on St. Patty's Day idea. That would guarantee a pretty brutal death, don't you think?

10-14-2003, 02:06 AM	#4
Dean Anderson Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 6,947	Wow - listening to Justin Timberlake is the most popular option... ...for the first time ever!

10-14-2003, 03:33 AM	#5
Enai Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 1,479	If the asshat is a fundy, force him to listen to the Rammstein CD! It's satanic, don't you know. Enai

10-14-2003, 01:25 PM	#6
Gawdawful Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In a cardboard box under the viaduct. Posts: 2,107	Where is the "give the fellow an award" choice? Warren in Oklahoma

10-14-2003, 06:06 PM	#7
keyser_soze Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: god's judge (pariah) Posts: 1,281	Since Justin Timberlakes music seemed to be the most harmful of the options(that weren't fatal), I picked it. Apparently so did everyone else! I guess he now takes the prize from michael bolton as the most painful to hear music. Or was it yanni?

10-18-2003, 12:50 PM	#8
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	i voted for the orange suit option. that one provides him with many, many ways to be both humiliated and physically hurt. hehehe....

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