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ELECTROGOD · 02-09-2006, 02:20 AM

No on the sun for two reasons (since we are talking in absurd idea land).
The sun will burn out in about 11 billion years or so which would mean that "Hell" would then not exist anymore (and where would you go or be able to do after that in open space with no energy source).
The sun is made of matter that is so dense that there would be difficult to squeeze much more of anything into it.

Actually, there is a third reason too.
If the sun were Hell then you would be able to reach it without being damned first by any number of god-being ideas (bringing in all kinds of belief system questions).

Styrofoamdeity · 02-09-2006, 03:21 AM

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What if you're not a soul but a 'line' of fractions in your brain that can be extracted - a 'codeline'?

Or what if you are just a fraction of a soul, or what if all those fractions have souls? What if our souls have souls and they all start jumping out of each other like Thing A and Thing B in the Cat in the Hat?

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What if God deliberately made you like that so that you could go to hell?

What if the Bible were based on an Alice Cooper song? What if Alice Cooper had travelled back in a time machine and unintentionally inspired Revelation? What would the afterlife be like if Alice hadn't made it but Christopher Cross had?

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He would make you a codeline of fractions in your brain. Then after you die, extract the line and implant it into a special plastic that can withstand fusion?

That's true. After it melted you'd be kind of laminated. You'd be in this plastic God-wrap, forever fresh, except you'd be a bunch of fractions.

Plognark · 02-09-2006, 04:47 AM

Weeee! Off to ~E!!

MrFrosty · 02-09-2006, 09:34 AM

This was almost a pro thread. It came so fucking close, dude.

Teshi · 02-09-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Yahzi

Obviously you people have never been to Des Moines.

Or the Rio Grande Valley :devil:

UberLutheran · 02-10-2006, 08:28 AM

1) I live in Texas: during the months of June, July, August and September the sun makes the weather so hot that we all swear we must be living in Hell! (There just isn't anything good I can say about a high of 112.)

2) I'm having several very annoying skin cancers removed from my skin. Every time the dermatologist removes one of those things, I look outside at the sun and think, "That thing is HELL!"

Logic&Reason · 02-11-2006, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Kylop

I read somewhere hell could be in the Earth but the sun is hotter isn't it? How would someone survive and feel pain in the sun? Can some sort of plastic survive fusion? Can humans be trapped in plastic just as they are trapped in their brain?

I really want to make a personal attack but the mods say I can't.

No really, I AM DYING TO MAKE A PERSONAL ATTACK. LIke I'm talking a personal attack that would make Muslims riot and murder. Oh wait I guess that isn't saying much, well I would like to make a really bad one.

Astreja · 02-11-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Yahzi

Obviously you people have never been to Des Moines.

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Originally Posted by Teshi

Or the Rio Grande Valley :devil:

Or to a martial arts tournament in Weyburn, Saskatchewan, travelling across the Canadian prairies on a cold March night in a van with a dozen teenage karate students who are playing hip-hop on three different ghetto blasters simultaneously...

It's not hot but it certainly was Hell on Wheels.

lenrek · 02-15-2006, 06:36 AM

No... Hell is in the black hole!

MrFrosty · 02-15-2006, 06:40 AM

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No... Hell is in the black hole!

Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

02-09-2006, 04:47 AM	#13
Plognark Contributor Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 14,952	Mod Mode Weeee! Off to ~E!!

02-10-2006, 08:28 AM	#16
UberLutheran Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 1,403	The sun IS hell! 1) I live in Texas: during the months of June, July, August and September the sun makes the weather so hot that we all swear we must be living in Hell! (There just isn't anything good I can say about a high of 112.) 2) I'm having several very annoying skin cancers removed from my skin. Every time the dermatologist removes one of those things, I look outside at the sun and think, "That thing is HELL!"

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02-09-2006, 02:20 AM	#11
ELECTROGOD Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: GR, MI USA Posts: 4,009	No on the sun for two reasons (since we are talking in absurd idea land). The sun will burn out in about 11 billion years or so which would mean that "Hell" would then not exist anymore (and where would you go or be able to do after that in open space with no energy source). The sun is made of matter that is so dense that there would be difficult to squeeze much more of anything into it. Actually, there is a third reason too. If the sun were Hell then you would be able to reach it without being damned first by any number of god-being ideas (bringing in all kinds of belief system questions).

02-09-2006, 09:34 AM	#14
MrFrosty Moderator - Miscellaneous Discussions Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Shenzhen, S.E. China (UK ex-pat) Posts: 14,249	This was almost a pro thread. It came so fucking close, dude.

02-15-2006, 06:36 AM	#19
lenrek Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Singapore. Posts: 3,401	No... Hell is in the black hole!

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