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09-27-2007, 12:25 PM | #101 | |
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Blackadder: Good, well done, and your name is...? Mr. Ploppy: Ploppy, sir. Blackadder: Ploppy? Mr. Ploppy: Yes, sir. Blackadder: Ploppy the jailor? Mr. Ploppy: That's right, sir. Ploppy, son of Ploppy. Blackadder: Ploppy, son of Ploppy the jailor? Mr. Ploppy: Ah, no, sir. I am the first Ploppy to rise to be jailor. My father, Daddy Ploppy, was known as Ploppy the slopper. It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases. Blackadder: Yes, you are to be congratulated, my friend; we live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual that I have ever met. I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off. Mr. Ploppy: There's no' many bosses would be that considerate, sir. Blackadder: Thank you, Ploppy, I do my best. Now then, woman, if indeed you are a woman, what is your function on death row? Mrs. Ploppy: I'm the last meal cook, sir. The prisoners may ask for what they fancy for their last meal.... Blackadder: And you cook for them what they desire? Mrs. Ploppy: Oh yes, sir, provided they ask for sausages. Otherwise they tend to get a tiny bit disappointed. Sausages is all I got. Blackadder: You are clearly a woman of principle and compassion, Mistress..., eh...? Mrs. Ploppy: Ploppy, sir. Blackadder: Ah, so you are married to...? Mrs. Ploppy (laughing): No, many people think that, but it's pure coincidence. We did laugh when first we found out. "Good morning, Mrs. Ploppy," he'd say, and I'd say, "Good morning...." Mr. & Mrs. Ploppy (together, laughing): "Mr. Ploppy." Blackadder: The long winter evenings must just fly by. (My apologies in advance to the mods for this digression. But I have lost the thread of the discussion, anyway. Cheerio.) Ben. |
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Blackadder: Aah, and who is Jane? Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. [Blackadder kicks him in the gonads] Percy: Ooh, ouch... Jane Harrington. We're very much in love, my lord. Blackadder: This is the Jane Harrington? Percy: Yes. Blackadder: Jane 'Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin' Harrington? Percy: I think there may be two Jane Harringtons - Blackadder: No, no.. Tall, blonde, elegant..? Percy: Yes, that's her... Blackadder: Goes like a privy door when the plague's in town? Julian |
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Schizophrenia. Having it has nothing to do with how intelligent you are, if anything, in my experience, highly intelligent people seem to be more prone to schizophrenia then your average person. |
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"Smart people are very good at rationalizing things that they came to believe from non-smart reasons." How does that apply to atheists any less than theists? (There now follows a circular argument from an atheist.) I'll take Blackadder as your white flag. |
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I sense, on this thread anyway, a reluctance to grapple with or even recognize what I see as serious challenges for the would-be intellectual religious. I have suggested, in so many words, that the underlying reason for this is that "there is no there there".
A similar line of inquiry is being pursued (somewhat "ectopically"; i.e. its a little out of place in E/C) in this thread. I particularly recommend the comments of "Febble" - a recently deconverted (I think it's fair to say) Christian, whose thoughts I would think would be of interest to intellectual Christians of the non-ostrich sort. |
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Your above quoted passage makes me wonder: Do you equate the emotional capacity of Christians with that of the mentally challenged and children? |
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