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Old 12-31-2004, 02:21 PM   #1
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Default Which would you rather?

This is a question that I once heard long ago and have asked nearly all of my friends. Personally, I use to be in the "poop-cicle camp," but I could probably be swayed by a good argument from either side.

(Yes, I'm very bored right now)
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3) Shoot myself.

Neither of those options are very appealing, I'd choose death first - even by my own hand.


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an anus on the palm of my hand would be preferable
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:30 PM   #4
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Dumbest. Poll. Evar.

Seriously.
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:35 PM   #5
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Dumbest. Poll. Evar.

Seriously.
That may be true, but I've had long, passionate discussions with people about which they would prefer. Maybe I just need to get a real life!
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I'd never eat shit, least not unless there was a lot of money involved.

If forced though, I'll stick with the asshead. I'll find ways to get used to that more than eating shit.
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Before I vote, whose poo am I eating?
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Old 12-31-2004, 03:51 PM   #8
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someotherguy the brilliance of that mental depth charge I will allow others to guage, but I most definitely would prefer a single orifice to get rid of the excrement we/I continually produce. Whether it is wise to talk to the grass or pray to an arse; it's all the same to me.

Nummer wun jai!
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Numma wun Panda; numma wun Pandamobile! :notworthy
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