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Old 07-13-2006, 09:04 PM   #11
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Hooray! People are paying attention to me! </Zoidberg>
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Old 07-13-2006, 09:05 PM   #12
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Zoidberg can cut through barbells and soup cans and human limbs with his claws, he'd just chop Ralph's head off.
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Old 07-13-2006, 09:20 PM   #13
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I know not a single Zoidberg quote. Ralph wins.
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Dr. Zoidberg: [voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray.
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Dr. Zoidberg: I want the tactile pleasure in cutting him here...
[points his claw at Fry's neck]
Dr. Zoidberg: ... in the gonads.
Fry: [to crowd] Shhhhhh. Nobody correct him.
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Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Dr. Zoidberg: [calling to Edna] You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: [pleased] Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.
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Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored
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Dr. Zoidberg: I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.
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Dr. Zoidberg: [sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?
[Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]
Fry: Gotcha!
Amy Wong: Sucker!
Dr. Zoidberg: Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!
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Dr. Zoidberg: Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
The last one speaks to me as I'm currently eating a sandwich.
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Old 07-13-2006, 10:36 PM   #14
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I know not a single Zoidberg quote. Ralph wins.
My favorite quote is when Fry is in that water heater explosion and a metal pipe is sticking through his torso.


"Oh, look who it is, the hypochondriac. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, my pipe is a little sore."



Dr. Zoidberg ftw!
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Old 07-13-2006, 11:46 PM   #15
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Zoidberg: Once again the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! [eats rotten sandwich] Oh no! I'm ruined! Why! Why!
Zoidberg all the way!
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To ~E~.
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:39 AM   #17
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:31 AM   #18
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Dr. John Zoidberg in a landslide!
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:38 AM   #19
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Dr. John Zoidberg in a landslide!
Shame on me. I find Zoidberg funnier (and voted for him), and I didn't even know his first name.

John, eh? Weird, that...
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