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BIG K · 12-16-2003, 11:43 PM

Do you think Saddam will ever have to face his vanqusiher, George W Bush, in person? Or maybe Bush Sr?

Maybe Bush could force Saddam to come to the White House and do some humiliating acts. Like, for instance, he could dress Saddam in a pink leotard and tutu and make him mow the White House lawn. Or maybe sing some songs to entertain the White House staff. This would send a clear message to the dictators in Iran and Korth Korea what can happen when you cross the President of the United States. It's just too bad they shaved Saddam's beard, cuz he would have made a fantastic White House Santa.

What, legally, can Bush do to him? Do you think they will meet face to face?

EGGO · 12-17-2003, 12:22 AM

Legally, I think Bush can dance around Saddam and sing, "I got Saddaaaam! I got Sadaaaam!"

BIG K · 12-17-2003, 12:28 AM

hehe. Really, I mean under US law, can the President force Saddam to work? Can he force Saddam to do things? I know Arizona has chain gangs again, but I'm not sure if the prisoners volunteer or are forced to do labor.

I'm sure Camp David could always use another janitor.

bleubird · 12-17-2003, 12:30 AM

this thread is stupid and childish.

pistonhips · 12-17-2003, 12:43 AM

"I don think it's god-damned childish! The man is raisin' some incredibly relevant and thought provokin' points! I mean, how d'hell do we know there's not some law that allows Bush to tell this Saddam what to do! At d'bingo last night Bertha heard someone sayin' there's already the possibility that that there Vince Mc Mahon is a negosheeaytin wif Bush die-reckly an' he's gonna force Saddam to wrassle!!! Gawwwwdamn! I kin hardly wait!"

ju'iblex · 12-17-2003, 12:49 AM

Saddam in a tutu is not political. i would either advise you to revise the meaning of the word political, or to at least write "i will remember the definition of political" 100 times before starting a thread in PD.

Gawdawful · 12-17-2003, 01:35 AM

Bush&Co. are already in violation of Geneva Convention rules for treatment of POWs when they released the humiliating photos and videos of Saddam so why not parade him around on all fours like a dog. International law? We don't need no stinking international law (unless it is in our favor).

Warren

andy_d · 12-17-2003, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG K
hehe. Really, I mean under US law, can the President force Saddam to work?

Since he hasn't committed any crimes in the US, i'd say there's not a lot US law can do.

Iraqi law might be a different story. I think it's legal to flick the ears of a prisoner on remand in Iraq. Or something.

Bumble Bee Tuna · 12-17-2003, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EGGO
Legally, I think Bush can dance around Saddam and sing, "I got Saddaaaam! I got Sadaaaam!"

Days are all sunny,
and all very dry....
Iraqis are fighting our guys
Kurds in the streets
sing their praises in throngs
to terrorists we feel are wrong
On guard, all the day
afraid of getting shot
But I won't get down
look...
at what...
I've goooooooooooooooooooooooooot

I've got Saddam
I've got Hussein
I've got my man who could ask for anything more
Ive got missiles
bunker blasters
I've got Saddam
who could ask for anything more

Old Osama?
I can't find him
Dont remind me
anymore

I'm always right
in my dream world
And I've got Saddam
who could ask for anything more

I was inspired.
[sung to the tune of "I've Got Rhythym" if you couldn't tell]

-B

paul30 · 12-18-2003, 11:59 AM

Clearly, George W. Bush SHOULD be brought before the Hague or some similar tribunal for the war crime of starting an unprovoked war and causing the deaths of thousands of civilians.

12-16-2003, 11:43 PM	#1
BIG K Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 84	Will Saddam and Bush meet face to face? Do you think Saddam will ever have to face his vanqusiher, George W Bush, in person? Or maybe Bush Sr? Maybe Bush could force Saddam to come to the White House and do some humiliating acts. Like, for instance, he could dress Saddam in a pink leotard and tutu and make him mow the White House lawn. Or maybe sing some songs to entertain the White House staff. This would send a clear message to the dictators in Iran and Korth Korea what can happen when you cross the President of the United States. It's just too bad they shaved Saddam's beard, cuz he would have made a fantastic White House Santa. What, legally, can Bush do to him? Do you think they will meet face to face?

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12-17-2003, 12:22 AM	#2
EGGO Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Amerrka Posts: 688	Legally, I think Bush can dance around Saddam and sing, "I got Saddaaaam! I got Sadaaaam!"

12-17-2003, 12:28 AM	#3
BIG K Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 84	hehe. Really, I mean under US law, can the President force Saddam to work? Can he force Saddam to do things? I know Arizona has chain gangs again, but I'm not sure if the prisoners volunteer or are forced to do labor. I'm sure Camp David could always use another janitor.

12-17-2003, 12:30 AM	#4
bleubird Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: alaska Posts: 2,737	this thread is stupid and childish.

12-17-2003, 12:43 AM	#5
pistonhips Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Bangkok Posts: 930	"I don think it's god-damned childish! The man is raisin' some incredibly relevant and thought provokin' points! I mean, how d'hell do we know there's not some law that allows Bush to tell this Saddam what to do! At d'bingo last night Bertha heard someone sayin' there's already the possibility that that there Vince Mc Mahon is a negosheeaytin wif Bush die-reckly an' he's gonna force Saddam to wrassle!!! Gawwwwdamn! I kin hardly wait!"

12-17-2003, 12:49 AM	#6
ju'iblex Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sydney Australia and beyond the realms of Gehenna Posts: 6,035	Saddam in a tutu is not political. i would either advise you to revise the meaning of the word political, or to at least write "i will remember the definition of political" 100 times before starting a thread in PD.

12-17-2003, 01:35 AM	#7
Gawdawful Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In a cardboard box under the viaduct. Posts: 2,107	Bush&Co. are already in violation of Geneva Convention rules for treatment of POWs when they released the humiliating photos and videos of Saddam so why not parade him around on all fours like a dog. International law? We don't need no stinking international law (unless it is in our favor). Warren

12-18-2003, 11:59 AM	#10
paul30 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA USA Posts: 870	Clearly, George W. Bush SHOULD be brought before the Hague or some similar tribunal for the war crime of starting an unprovoked war and causing the deaths of thousands of civilians.

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