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Nostalgic Pushhead · 01-02-2005, 06:44 AM

A few questions:

Would you still have the original anus?
Is the poopsicle frozen?

Chicken Girl · 01-03-2005, 02:32 PM

This shitty poll is going to ~E~.

Y.B · 01-03-2005, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanner365

Before I vote, whose poo am I eating?

I guess somebody just had to ask that.

You're not seriously suggesting that it would matter?

Agnostic Theist · 01-03-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by someotherguy

This is a question that I once heard long ago and have asked nearly all of my friends. Personally, I use to be in the "poop-cicle camp," but I could probably be swayed by a good argument from either side.

(Yes, I'm very bored right now)

You chose, despite choice #3, to eat a poop-cicle?!

:Cheeky:

I always won these games.

Would you rather be raped by a pittbull or blow a chi hau hau?

Neither

No you have to do one.

Why?

Cos that's the only choice you've got

No it's not!

Yes it is! If you've got a gun to your head and have to choose one, what would it be

I know 3 martial arts, and I wouldn't expect you to pull the trigger (or load it)

No, pretend I would!

Why?

It's just hypothetical!

Ok, hypothetically speaking you've left the safetly catch on! You check, I disarm you and run.

Honestly it's so easy to answer, and you chose #2?!

Heurismus · 01-03-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Y.B

I guess somebody just had to ask that.

You're not seriously suggesting that it would matter?

'What the Bible actually says, however, is that God instructed Ezekiel to bake the cake using human excrement, not as an ingredient of the cake, but as fuel for the fire. The fact that the cake was to be cooked over burning dung is supported by 3 evidences...It is important to notice that Mr. Deedat not only misinterprets the Bible at this point, he actually misquotes it when he alleges that Ezekiel was to "eat cake WITH shit."

It matters to some!

http://answering-islam.org.uk/Respon...combatkit.html

PHYS251 · 01-03-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmael

an anus on the palm of my hand would be preferable

That gives new meaning to the phrase, "Speak to the hand, cause the face doesn't wanna hear it."

BigToe · 01-03-2005, 05:55 PM

gimme a poophead. i practice good anus wiping and cleaning skills that it wouldnt be that bad. certainly no worse than bending over to puke in a toilet. Only now I wouldnt have to actually sit on the pot to poop. Also, will I pee from my forehead or will I have to use the same exit there? Because it might be a bit inconvenient to have to pee AND poo and sit to pee and bend over a trash can to poo while peeing....

MrFrosty · 01-03-2005, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicken Girl

This shitty poll is going to ~E~.

Hell, yes! THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Goddamn it, the EAC Union rep said that this shit was going DOWN.

That's what I'm talking about ffs! :thumbs:

Intelligitimate · 01-03-2005, 07:53 PM

I could just wear a hat to cover the forehead anus, but nothing in the world is gonna make that poopsicle taste good.

Forehead anus is the easy choice.

Agnostic Theist · 01-04-2005, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigToe

gimme a poophead. i practice good anus wiping and cleaning skills that it wouldnt be that bad. certainly no worse than bending over to puke in a toilet. Only now I wouldnt have to actually sit on the pot to poop. Also, will I pee from my forehead or will I have to use the same exit there? Because it might be a bit inconvenient to have to pee AND poo and sit to pee and bend over a trash can to poo while peeing....

You pee from the anus, now?

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01-02-2005, 06:44 AM	#21
Nostalgic Pushhead Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: So. Burlington, Vermont Posts: 4,315	A few questions: Would you still have the original anus? Is the poopsicle frozen?

01-03-2005, 02:32 PM	#22
Chicken Girl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 6,549	This shitty poll is going to ~E~.

01-03-2005, 05:55 PM	#27
BigToe Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 1,920	gimme a poophead. i practice good anus wiping and cleaning skills that it wouldnt be that bad. certainly no worse than bending over to puke in a toilet. Only now I wouldnt have to actually sit on the pot to poop. Also, will I pee from my forehead or will I have to use the same exit there? Because it might be a bit inconvenient to have to pee AND poo and sit to pee and bend over a trash can to poo while peeing....

01-03-2005, 07:53 PM	#29
Intelligitimate Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 464	I could just wear a hat to cover the forehead anus, but nothing in the world is gonna make that poopsicle taste good. Forehead anus is the easy choice.

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