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mark9950 · 09-11-2003, 10:20 PM

That I bought off ebay for 500 dollars,it is beautiful.

I just need horses.I know where to get the horses.

Anyway I am so excited to have the ability to overthrow God and be able to throw jesus in hell.

I am so excited I am having spasms.

Jesus is heading for hell.

I will be God.

EGGO · 09-11-2003, 10:27 PM

Meanwhile at heaven:

Angel 1: "My Lord, we have confirmed he is holding weapons of mass destruction..."

God: "GET HEAVEN IN DEFCON 5 IMMEDIATELY! SCRAMBLE ALL ANGELS!"

Angel 2: "My god..."

God: "Yes?"

Angel 2: "...it's a figure of speech"

Gamer4Fire · 09-11-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by EGGO
God: "GET HEAVEN IN DEFCON 5 IMMEDIATELY! SCRAMBLE ALL ANGELS!"

Don't you mean DEFCON 1 or 2?

MJones · 09-12-2003, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Gamer4Fire
Don't you mean DEFCON 1 or 2?

Wargames had it backwards.

BTW, that's classified; Don't tell nobody.

Dirty Dog

Paintballislife · 09-12-2003, 02:30 PM

HAHA that was funny, i do that shit sometimes, oh uh ur not spposed to know that... dont say anythign.

winstonjen · 09-14-2003, 12:08 AM

Don't forget to rustproof your chariot!

beyelzu · 09-20-2003, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by winstonjen
Don't forget to rustproof your chariot!

You would think that god would have used water against those chariots of iron in the ot, maybe god couldnt overcome a chariot of iron, but the tandem of god and h2o cannot be overcome.

Sol · 09-22-2003, 11:16 AM

My solution was far cheaper. I purchased a minature Apache burden basket at a trading post for a few bucks. Although I made the purchase for a different reason at the time, it's use has been made clear. In it I placed the only religious remanent in my personal possession (a small crucifix, a family heirloom to whom I'm undecided to bequeath). Recently I received a birthday card with a tiny metal charm glued to it. The charm is in the form of a ladies handbag. Since the charm reminds me of money (for some odd reason) and all things financial that too went into the basket of burdens. Does this mean I'm a symbologist, lol??

Tickfast · 09-22-2003, 12:25 PM

thru a few DEFCON shifts....Wargames didn't have it completely right, but they didn't have it backwards.
5 is peace.
1 is war.

B. H. Manners · 09-22-2003, 08:09 PM

Be sure to put rubber tires on its wheels to, just in case Jehober tries to take you out via "lightning flying out of the ass".

09-11-2003, 10:20 PM	#1
mark9950 Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: midwest usa Posts: 1,203	I received my chariot of iron That I bought off ebay for 500 dollars,it is beautiful. I just need horses.I know where to get the horses. Anyway I am so excited to have the ability to overthrow God and be able to throw jesus in hell. I am so excited I am having spasms. Jesus is heading for hell. I will be God.

09-22-2003, 12:25 PM	#9
Tickfast Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 131	Speaking as someone who's been thru a few DEFCON shifts....Wargames didn't have it completely right, but they didn't have it backwards. 5 is peace. 1 is war.

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09-11-2003, 10:27 PM	#2
EGGO Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Amerrka Posts: 688	Meanwhile at heaven: Angel 1: "My Lord, we have confirmed he is holding weapons of mass destruction..." God: "GET HEAVEN IN DEFCON 5 IMMEDIATELY! SCRAMBLE ALL ANGELS!" Angel 2: "My god..." God: "Yes?" Angel 2: "...it's a figure of speech"

09-12-2003, 02:30 PM	#5
Paintballislife Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Moorestown, NJ (sux stay away) Posts: 206	HAHA that was funny, i do that shit sometimes, oh uh ur not spposed to know that... dont say anythign.

09-14-2003, 12:08 AM	#6
winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	Don't forget to rustproof your chariot!

09-22-2003, 11:16 AM	#8
Sol Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Desert Southwest Posts: 621	My solution was far cheaper. I purchased a minature Apache burden basket at a trading post for a few bucks. Although I made the purchase for a different reason at the time, it's use has been made clear. In it I placed the only religious remanent in my personal possession (a small crucifix, a family heirloom to whom I'm undecided to bequeath). Recently I received a birthday card with a tiny metal charm glued to it. The charm is in the form of a ladies handbag. Since the charm reminds me of money (for some odd reason) and all things financial that too went into the basket of burdens. Does this mean I'm a symbologist, lol??

09-22-2003, 08:09 PM	#10
B. H. Manners Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,213	Be sure to put rubber tires on its wheels to, just in case Jehober tries to take you out via "lightning flying out of the ass".

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