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Old 07-07-2006, 05:18 PM   #1
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Default Iron Man vs a Rotten Piece of Wood

I really just wanted a poll where Iron Man were sure to win, in all fairness. So please, vote.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:27 PM   #2
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Pfft, Iron Man eats pieces of rotten wood for breakfast.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:44 PM   #3
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This thing has gotta hella gay. All of you Iron Man haters know that you couldn't hold Tony Stark's underwear.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:52 PM   #4
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This thing has gotta hella gay. All of you Iron Man haters know that you couldn't hold Tony Stark's underwear.
And wouldn't want to. I'm wondering how many, "Gotta hold it it 'till I can get this damn suit off," battles he's lost.
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:41 PM   #5
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How big of a rotten piece of wood are we talking about here? And is it splintery or soft?
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:48 PM   #6
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If the piece of wood knew Iron Man's weaknesses and was prepared for the conflict...
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:54 PM   #7
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This thing has gotta hella gay. All of you Iron Man haters know that you couldn't hold Tony Stark's underwear.
Of course I wouldn't--I don't need a semen sample from him at all, let alone badly enough to attempt to collect one from his person.
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And wouldn't want to. I'm wondering how many, "Gotta hold it it 'till I can get this damn suit off," battles he's lost.
Or when he was paralyzed and using the remote Iron Man suit?

*Iron Man cruising the exosphere*
*Tony Stark getting his bedpan changed*
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Old 07-07-2006, 07:56 PM   #9
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IRON MAN would grab the rotten piece of wood and bash Batman's skull in with it.
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Old 07-07-2006, 08:37 PM   #10
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Well, if the rotten wood were sober, I'd place my bets on it.
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