Freethought & Rationalism Archive

Queen of Swords · 05-07-2007, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintas

And why is it so pleasant to watch a graceful deer bounding along or a flock of sheep grazing in a meadow?

Great, now you've got me thinking of venison and mutton. Do we get those in Paradise, by the way?

reddhedd · 05-07-2007, 03:06 PM

Quintas

Are you going to post anything that doesn't come from a Watchtower, an Awake! or one af the various other JW brochures and books?

Do your elders know you're here? You'll be disfellowshipped if they find out......

GenesisNemesis · 05-07-2007, 03:07 PM

I'm my own Messiah. And Quintas... we've already heard this stuff before. :wave:

xaxxat · 05-07-2007, 03:45 PM

Haven't you heard? Larsguy47 is the current messiah. You can find him in BC&H forum.

Ruiner · 05-07-2007, 04:18 PM

The quintessential messiah:

Bushy beard: Check.
Caucasian: Check.
Automatic weapons: Check.
Ass kicking ability: Check.

What more does one need to be a messiah?

windsofchange · 05-07-2007, 04:18 PM

Unless something went terribly, horribly wrong with the IIDB universe while I was on my honeymoon, I believe Quintas is pulling our legs.

Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.

Ruiner · 05-07-2007, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintas

WHY do you enjoy walking in a park or strolling through a field of sweet-smelling flowers? Why is it that your spirits soar when you see a beautiful lake or towering mountains with their peaks in the clouds? Why do you stop to listen as birds sing their cheery songs in the treetops? And why is it so pleasant to watch a graceful deer bounding along or a flock of sheep grazing in a meadow?

There is one answer to all these questions. We were made to live in Paradise! That is where our first parents, Adam and Eve, began their life. We got our desire to live in Paradise from them, and they got it from their Creator, Jehovah God. He knew that we humans would be happy in Paradise because he created us with the qualities needed to enjoy such a wonderful earthly home.

WHEN Adam and Eve were still in Paradise, they received this God-given mandate: “Be fruitful and become many and fill the earth and subdue it, and have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and every living creature that is moving upon the earth.”—Genesis 1:28.

Subduing the earth meant more than cultivating or caring for only a small part of it. Adam and Eve and their offspring were to extend Paradise until it covered the whole globe. However, the first human couple sinned and were driven out of the garden of Eden. (Genesis 3:23, 24) But that did not mean that the earth would never be subdued

Soon God will resurrect the dead who were obedient to him and they will live in Paradise with the other faithful witnesses of Jehovah. Will YOU be one of them?

In paradise, the Old will be made young again, and there will be no more badness.

Notice that the black man is the 'flawed' one.. meanwhile Jesus is depicted as white, as is God, and Adam and Eve... and the white man isn't flawed, he's just old, and the latina seems to be screaming "OH MY GOD ZOMBIE ABUELA, STOP EATING THOSE BRAINS!"

05-07-2007, 05:07 PM

Where did Eve get the blowdryer?

And no, thanks, I don't want to be under kingdom rule, I prefer democracy.

tjakey · 05-07-2007, 05:27 PM

This is either a joke or the most pathetic attempt at a preaching I have ever seen. Either way its good for a laugh, and those are the most weenie-assed religious pictures imaginable. Congrats Quintis, you have set a new high, (if it is a joke) or a new low, (if not a joke).

Eldarion Lathria · 05-07-2007, 07:42 PM

No I don't need a Messiah. And I don't want to live in a Kingdom. At least not Monday to Friday, not really. I believe in the rule of the people, lead by the people. The people are the only real source for power. All other power is usurpation. Having sky fairies fling crosses at you is no foundation for a system of government.

"All thrones will fall before the mighty wave,
Of freedom, and the people's right."

And if I want a king, I have one: His Majesty Gryffith, By Right of Arms King of the East.

Eldarion Lathria

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version	Search this Thread: Advanced Search

05-07-2007, 03:06 PM	#12
reddhedd Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: I'm down here! Posts: 1,757	Quintas Are you going to post anything that doesn't come from a Watchtower, an Awake! or one af the various other JW brochures and books? Do your elders know you're here? You'll be disfellowshipped if they find out......

05-07-2007, 03:07 PM	#13
GenesisNemesis Contributor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A pale blue oblate spheroid. Posts: 20,351	I'm my own Messiah. And Quintas... we've already heard this stuff before. :wave:

05-07-2007, 03:45 PM	#14
xaxxat Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Space Station 33 Posts: 2,543	Haven't you heard? Larsguy47 is the current messiah. You can find him in BC&H forum.

05-07-2007, 04:18 PM	#15
Ruiner Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Bong Hits 4 Jesus. KY Posts: 643	The quintessential messiah: Bushy beard: Check. Caucasian: Check. Automatic weapons: Check. Ass kicking ability: Check. What more does one need to be a messiah?

05-07-2007, 04:18 PM	#16
windsofchange Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The achingly beautiful San Fernando Valley Posts: 2,206	Unless something went terribly, horribly wrong with the IIDB universe while I was on my honeymoon, I believe Quintas is pulling our legs. Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.

05-07-2007, 05:07 PM	#18
cajela Guest Posts: n/a	Where did Eve get the blowdryer? And no, thanks, I don't want to be under kingdom rule, I prefer democracy.

05-07-2007, 05:27 PM	#19
tjakey Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,060	This is either a joke or the most pathetic attempt at a preaching I have ever seen. Either way its good for a laugh, and those are the most weenie-assed religious pictures imaginable. Congrats Quintis, you have set a new high, (if it is a joke) or a new low, (if not a joke).

05-07-2007, 07:42 PM	#20
Eldarion Lathria Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Atlantis Posts: 2,449	No I don't need a Messiah. And I don't want to live in a Kingdom. At least not Monday to Friday, not really. I believe in the rule of the people, lead by the people. The people are the only real source for power. All other power is usurpation. Having sky fairies fling crosses at you is no foundation for a system of government. "All thrones will fall before the mighty wave, Of freedom, and the people's right." And if I want a king, I have one: His Majesty Gryffith, By Right of Arms King of the East. Eldarion Lathria

Freethought & Rationalism Archive

The archives are read only.