Jimmy Higgins

This link contains undeniable proof that Abe Lincoln was killed by the mob, CIA, Soviets, and the five Jew bankers all at the same time!

John Wilkes Boothe was an actor, not a killer. It is a known fact that he never held a gun in his life. And besides, how could he aim at Abe Lincoln when Lincoln was wearing such a big hat. It is very likely Boothe would of hit the hat! So now we have proven that Boothe couldn't have possibly killed Lincoln, beyond a shadow of a doubt, we must figure out who did.

Well, Lincoln tried to end slavery. It is a well known fact that the Five Jew Bankers had alot to lose from the end of slavery, and while they allowed the war to continue because they were profiting from both sides of it, the Emancipation Proclamation guarenteed that when the North won, slavery would be over, good bye nestegg.

Then the Soviets hated Lincoln and his freedom, so they'd want to off him.

The mafia, the Italians hated the big hat. Once when the Godfather was eating at a local eatery, Lincoln and his big hat came in and outdid the Godfather. The Godfather was not amused.

The CIA also hated Lincoln because Lincoln promised that he'd create the CIA, but he didn't, and the CIA was pissed off because they knew because of Lincolns insolance, they'd never come to be for almost an entire century.

So clearly, Lincoln was killed by four gunmen at the John F. Kennedy theater.

Veovis

Huh? There were no Sovi...

Oh, nevermind.

Ravon

Jimmy you clearly have all the bases covered and I can only imagine that the historical soieties are lining up at your home now. I hope that you won't forget us poor plebs at II when you become famous. Its surprising really that no one put it together sooner. :notworthy

Dragon

This is a load of bullshit. Clearly it's the five Jew Bankers that hated freedom, and the Soviets that had a lot to lose from the end of slavery. If you're going to make wild conspiricy theories, get the damn facts right!

infinity

without making any statements about the subject you're mocking, i must submit that this post is in fact one of the most juvenille and ultimately idiotic displays of gross mischaracterization i've seen outside of the 4th grade, or an episode of conan o'brien (both of which have about the same level of inlligence)

Ravon

And this from someone who gives their location as somewhere where i don't know where i am. and their nic as infinity - Lost in time and space.:rolling:

infinity

the location is a simpson's reference... and the handle is the one i've had since the first time i ever logged into a chat room 11 years ago. whatever you beef is with me personally, i fail to see how that changes what i said about the OP

Underseer

Oh yeah? Well you just proved your a stooge of the Bush administration! Why are you so eager to believe their lies?

Jimmy Higgins

You mean the Stephan Douglas... right? I mean we all know the Bush's didn't make their money until the Nazis came around (that is actually true). So the Bush's would of had nothing to do with it. However Douglas had connections with the Five Jew Bankers... being Jewish, the Soviets... he loved vodka, the mafia, he was Italian, and the CIA. He was already the Directive Operative Smoperative of the Imaginary CIA, and if Lincoln followed through on his promise, Douglas would of had a real position. But Lincoln balked.

Undeniable proof Lincoln balked on the CIA!

Quotes from Stephan Douglas proving his link to the Jew Banker #3

The heavily whited out autospy report of Lincoln

That last link just proves it all. Where it clearly reads, "Number of gun shot wounds to the body: 1", you can clearly see that the number 4 was crossed out and replaced with a 1. And lets be serious. How could Boothe have shot at Lincoln four times with a bolt-something or other shotgun? You folks are living a lie. Boothe was a scapegoat!

Oikoman

Well, I'm glad we cleared that up. Now, any thoughts on who REALLY killed Julius Caesar? :Cheeky: