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atonal chaotic · 07-07-2006, 08:49 PM

Gotta give Iron Man this one.

Now, if the third choice had involved Monkey Ninja Pirate Robots or Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls, then Iron Man would still be doomed.

The proper keyword sets are very important.

Ellis · 07-07-2006, 09:04 PM

A rotten piece of wood, because after he eats the brownies (the ninjas already have) he will think eating the wood is the funniest thing possible, and will choke.

NZSkep · 07-07-2006, 09:16 PM

i still vote for chuck norris

Arvel Joffi · 07-08-2006, 10:12 AM

The rotten piece of wood has nothing to lose.

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 07-08-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IRON MAN

IRON MAN would grab the rotten piece of wood and bash Batman's skull in with it.

Except it's rotten, and Batman wears a helmet. Given that this is Iron Man's preferred attack mode (as opposed to say, his iron-shot heels and mailed fists), it is safe to assume that Tony Stark is an idiot savant, and incapable of winning a fight against anything smarter than a roll of dimes.

Writer@Large · 07-08-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

Except it's rotten, and Batman wears a helmet.

No, Batman wears a cowl.

--W@L

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 07-09-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Writer@Large

No, Batman wears a cowl.

--W@L

Depends on what you're reading. His cown has a built in helmet in a number of them, since getting smacked in the head is a "bad thing".

Dominus Paradoxum · 07-09-2006, 10:55 AM

Neither. My vote goes to the inanimate carbon rod.

DeLurking · 07-09-2006, 11:24 AM

Depends. I voted for the piece of wood because Batman could have left it there, in wich case it´s impossible to defeat. If it´s a normal piece of wood then Iron Man.

IRON MAN · 07-09-2006, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeLurking

Depends. I voted for the piece of wood because Batman could have left it there, in wich case it´s impossible to defeat. If it´s a normal piece of wood then Iron Man.

:rolling:

Oh geez that was good. What's really sad though is that the Bat-brains could actually make an argument like that with a straight face.

:rolling:

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07-07-2006, 08:49 PM	#11
atonal chaotic Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: West America (Utah, SLC) Posts: 2,174	Gotta give Iron Man this one. Now, if the third choice had involved Monkey Ninja Pirate Robots or Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls, then Iron Man would still be doomed. The proper keyword sets are very important.

07-07-2006, 09:04 PM	#12
Ellis Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The big pile of neuroses that is Seattle, WA. Posts: 1,425	A rotten piece of wood, because after he eats the brownies (the ninjas already have) he will think eating the wood is the funniest thing possible, and will choke.

07-07-2006, 09:16 PM	#13
NZSkep Contributor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: auckland nz Posts: 18,090	i still vote for chuck norris

07-08-2006, 10:12 AM	#14
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	The rotten piece of wood has nothing to lose.

07-09-2006, 10:55 AM	#18
Dominus Paradoxum Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,000	Neither. My vote goes to the inanimate carbon rod.

07-09-2006, 11:24 AM	#19
DeLurking Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cadiz, Spain Posts: 429	Depends. I voted for the piece of wood because Batman could have left it there, in wich case it´s impossible to defeat. If it´s a normal piece of wood then Iron Man.

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