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drekoguk · 07-10-2008, 09:30 AM

I don’t know why I’m doing this because you will
all deny this evidence like you deny the obvious
evidence for Jesus Christ but I’m going to try to
open your minds anyway. Much of the evidence
supporting ID involves fruit and vegetables and
I will present even more convincing and
overwhelming evidence involving chicken.

What do you hear when someone in the movies
tastes something foreign or something in the wild
that isn’t usually eaten? They say it tastes like
chicken!

Some actor in a movie eats a
lizard he says it tastes like chicken or some other
actor has a strange foreign meal and he says it
tastes like chicken! Now, what are the chances
that all these animals should taste like chicken?
Darwinists would say that all these animals evolved
to taste like chicken just by pure chance!

But how is that possible? It’s astronomically
UNLIKELY and practically IMPOSSIBLE! :rolling:
Obviously, a caring Intelligent Designer designed
these animals to taste like chicken so that when
we run out of normal food we wouldn’t need to resort
to eating bad tasting food. God had the foresight to
make many animals taste like chicken just as He had
the foresight to make plants photosynthesize carbon
dioxide and produce oxygen so that we could breathe.

This is another nail in the coffin for evolution by
chance and more evidence for Darwinists to ignore.
You can’t keep relying on archaic 19th century
science and it’s time to embrace the reality of design
and appreciate God’s well-thought out creation.

Just think about it.

LampreyMoose · 07-10-2008, 09:38 AM

Your profile says one thing (atheist), while your excessive use of emoticons says another (creationist).

Vampyroteuthis · 07-10-2008, 09:41 AM

Is this a joke thread?

Joe Bloe · 07-10-2008, 09:42 AM

HA HA! Great parody! Thanks, and welcome to IIDB.

Zaphod Beeblebrox · 07-10-2008, 09:42 AM

I thought about it, and my mind brings up Poe's Law.

ChuckE99 · 07-10-2008, 09:43 AM

I'm going with Joke.

Mageth · 07-10-2008, 09:44 AM

Definitely joke. Although it's certainly an Eternal-like argument. Eternal would approve.

ZouPrime · 07-10-2008, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckE99

I'm going with Joke.

I see your Joke and raise it with a Drive-By Poster.

Zaphod Beeblebrox · 07-10-2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZouPrime

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckE99

I'm going with Joke.

I see your Joke and raise it with a Drive-By Poster.

Well, if he comes by again, I have the pie ready.

Mageth · 07-10-2008, 09:51 AM

I referred to Eternal above, and since many of you probably have no idea what (who) I was referring to, here's an Eternal (and IIDB) classic:

http://iidb.infidels.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=19283

Soo, I'll see the OP's tastes like chicken and raise it Bull Evolution.

07-10-2008, 09:30 AM	#1
drekoguk Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Edmonton, Canada Posts: 14	Another piece of evidence for the Darwinists to ignore I don’t know why I’m doing this because you will all deny this evidence like you deny the obvious evidence for Jesus Christ but I’m going to try to open your minds anyway. Much of the evidence supporting ID involves fruit and vegetables and I will present even more convincing and overwhelming evidence involving chicken. What do you hear when someone in the movies tastes something foreign or something in the wild that isn’t usually eaten? They say it tastes like chicken! Some actor in a movie eats a lizard he says it tastes like chicken or some other actor has a strange foreign meal and he says it tastes like chicken! Now, what are the chances that all these animals should taste like chicken? Darwinists would say that all these animals evolved to taste like chicken just by pure chance! But how is that possible? It’s astronomically UNLIKELY and practically IMPOSSIBLE! :rolling: Obviously, a caring Intelligent Designer designed these animals to taste like chicken so that when we run out of normal food we wouldn’t need to resort to eating bad tasting food. God had the foresight to make many animals taste like chicken just as He had the foresight to make plants photosynthesize carbon dioxide and produce oxygen so that we could breathe. This is another nail in the coffin for evolution by chance and more evidence for Darwinists to ignore. You can’t keep relying on archaic 19th century science and it’s time to embrace the reality of design and appreciate God’s well-thought out creation. Just think about it.

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07-10-2008, 09:38 AM	#2
LampreyMoose Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Northern Ontario, Canada. Posts: 456	Your profile says one thing (atheist), while your excessive use of emoticons says another (creationist).

07-10-2008, 09:41 AM	#3
Vampyroteuthis Contributor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 14,915	Is this a joke thread?

07-10-2008, 09:42 AM	#4
Joe Bloe Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 6,200	HA HA! Great parody! Thanks, and welcome to IIDB.

07-10-2008, 09:42 AM	#5
Zaphod Beeblebrox Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Somewhere on the map Posts: 475	I thought about it, and my mind brings up Poe's Law.

07-10-2008, 09:43 AM	#6
ChuckE99 Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 116	I'm going with Joke.

07-10-2008, 09:44 AM	#7
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	Definitely joke. Although it's certainly an Eternal-like argument. Eternal would approve.

07-10-2008, 09:51 AM	#10
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	I referred to Eternal above, and since many of you probably have no idea what (who) I was referring to, here's an Eternal (and IIDB) classic: http://iidb.infidels.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=19283 Soo, I'll see the OP's tastes like chicken and raise it Bull Evolution.

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