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MollyMac · 03-03-2005, 01:15 AM

Hang on to your hats, we're going ~Elsewhere!

Azathoth · 03-03-2005, 01:26 AM

No, I'm God, and so's my wife!

IamMoose · 03-03-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Azathoth

No, I'm God, and so's my wife!

Damnit, I was JUST about to say that!

Why should I try to disprove the OP? I couldn't give a shit if he's God or not.

Agnostic Theist · 03-03-2005, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dogisded

Gee whiz, you are sure a young god since you were born in 1987. I think some of the other self procaimed gods were better because they are more mature. 18 is kind of young to have so much power, and as a god did you have to get a drivers license?

What would God do with a driver's licence? He'd get an RAF Air Marshall Rank and bomb the DVLA :devil1:

anvils hammer · 03-03-2005, 08:19 AM

well its nice to se some of you have got the right idea :rolling:

I would just like to say that i am eternal, not 17, and i exist everwhere simutanously, not just london, this is becuase whilst Anvils Hammer is a mere Mortal whos IIDB account I have hacked (omnipotent) , I am God.
not just any God, THE God, I created you people! I demand respect and worship. send the remains of your animal sacrifices (see leviticus for more info on this) to the white house or another building where religion is respected more than civil liberties.

for all of you who want information about the future, im afraid you cant have it, Im god, it doesnt mean im going to help you with your petty problems, and if someone of you non believers think im lying, theres lots of evidence for my exstitance, just look in the bible.

from now on this is a serious thread. no jokes
unless you post is either devoted to the worship of me, or involves proving that i am not the almighty, then please abstain or i will send you to Hell when you die.
I am looking for actual evidence that i am not God, becuase after all, if you cant proove that i am not God, you can hardly be sure that the God you worship (me untill you proove otherwise) even exists.

you only have a couple of days untill i publish the 2nd edition of the bible, re written for modern times.

anvils hammer · 03-03-2005, 08:21 AM

hello everyone, this is anvils hammer, I would just like to say that my account HAS been hacked, posssible by a deity, I'm an atheist so obviously, if no one can proove this guy is not God, I'm going to have to seriously consider my beliefs. please help me here.

Agnostic Theist · 03-03-2005, 08:55 AM

If you're God you know the answer to this formula

Ex(Fx ^ Gx) <-> AxEy(Gx > Hy), AxEyAz(Fx v (Gz > ~Hy)) > Fa, Ga <> (Fa ^ Ha), Ha = Ga :

Morethancaffine · 03-03-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Agnostic Beast

If you're God you know the answer to this formula

Ex(Fx ^ Gx) <-> AxEy(Gx > Hy), AxEyAz(Fx v (Gz > ~Hy)) > Fa, Ga <> (Fa ^ Ha), Ha = Ga :

Got it... 42

*the universe ceases to exist*

IamMoose · 03-03-2005, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morethancaffine

Got it... 42

*the universe ceases to exist*

That's good .. I am having a really shitty day!

Morethancaffine · 03-03-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

That's good .. I am having a really shitty day!

Dangit IamMoose, you thought, therefore you were, therefore you created a new universe. You're the new management.

So everything is your fault.

/Phillip J. Fry on
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.............. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!
/Philip J. Fry off

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03-03-2005, 01:15 AM	#31
MollyMac Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: London, England Posts: 2,125	Hang on to your hats, we're going ~Elsewhere!

03-03-2005, 01:26 AM	#32
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	No, I'm God, and so's my wife!

03-03-2005, 08:19 AM	#35
anvils hammer Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: near London, UK Posts: 13	well its nice to se some of you have got the right idea :rolling: I would just like to say that i am eternal, not 17, and i exist everwhere simutanously, not just london, this is becuase whilst Anvils Hammer is a mere Mortal whos IIDB account I have hacked (omnipotent) , I am God. not just any God, THE God, I created you people! I demand respect and worship. send the remains of your animal sacrifices (see leviticus for more info on this) to the white house or another building where religion is respected more than civil liberties. for all of you who want information about the future, im afraid you cant have it, Im god, it doesnt mean im going to help you with your petty problems, and if someone of you non believers think im lying, theres lots of evidence for my exstitance, just look in the bible. from now on this is a serious thread. no jokes unless you post is either devoted to the worship of me, or involves proving that i am not the almighty, then please abstain or i will send you to Hell when you die. I am looking for actual evidence that i am not God, becuase after all, if you cant proove that i am not God, you can hardly be sure that the God you worship (me untill you proove otherwise) even exists. you only have a couple of days untill i publish the 2nd edition of the bible, re written for modern times.

03-03-2005, 08:21 AM	#36
anvils hammer Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: near London, UK Posts: 13	hello everyone, this is anvils hammer, I would just like to say that my account HAS been hacked, posssible by a deity, I'm an atheist so obviously, if no one can proove this guy is not God, I'm going to have to seriously consider my beliefs. please help me here.

03-03-2005, 08:55 AM	#37
Agnostic Theist Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Posts: 4,822	If you're God you know the answer to this formula Ex(Fx ^ Gx) <-> AxEy(Gx > Hy), AxEyAz(Fx v (Gz > ~Hy)) > Fa, Ga <> (Fa ^ Ha), Ha = Ga :

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