Kalkin

I don't know why I'm doing this, but:

1) Who gives a fuck what Janet Reno thinks? Even assuming you were right, and she wanted to do away with Christianity (the majority of the posters here do, also, FYI), she's not in the government any more. Why are you obsessed with her?

2) Leave the country? In what way is it worse than elsewhere? It's more Christian and socially conservative (good in your opinion, right?) than most any other developed country.

3) Why, exactly, do you believe in the reality of a "prophetic dream" not mentioned until after the fact, and confirmed by just two people?

4) You should realize you've given us here exactly no reason to believe anything you say; all you've posted is incoherent assertions of what we need to believe and do, without any evidence for their truth.

DinoStoned

Classic. :notworthy

I'm unsure if you're just kidding, or if you really mean it.

Anyway, where's that poster who had the Fundies say the Darndest Things website? I think his screen name was Winace. This might just be a goldmine of quotes, though it might fit better into Cultists say the Darndest Things.

Stumpy

I checked out the first website. Exactly how many books do I need to purchase for salvation? :banghead: :banghead: Surprised that the moon often turns red during a total lunar eclipse? This website explains it pretty well.

What's up with thebizarre patriotic octopus?

nermal

Hey, if these are the end times, you ain't gonna need any of your stuff, are you? I know a guy in Az who needs more stuff. PM me your address, and I'll send him over. K? How fast is your computer, btw? He might want to know.

Don't get squeamish on me now. You KNOW the endtimes are at hand, don't you?

Ed

trumpet777

Be warned the trumpet has been sounded - thos who come agaisnt gods chosen Benjamin Baruch are not of god. They are evil and will be dealt with. Evil and full of lies!!! the way to hell is brawd and wide! Why persecut? his is trying to save your life!!!!
the trumpet has been sounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thedayofthelordisathand.com
http://www.benjaminbaruch.com

Rev 19:5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.

Rev 19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

Rev 19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

Rev 19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

Rev 19:17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

Rev 6:10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

Rev 7:2 And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea,

Rev 7:10 And cried with a loud voice, saying, Salvation to our God which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb.

Rev 8:13 And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

Act 10:13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

Act 11:9 But the voice answered me again from heaven, What God hath cleansed, [that] call not thou common.

the trumpet has been sounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thedayofthelordisathand.com
http://www.benjaminbaruch.com

Demigawd

Multiple exclamation points are a sure sign of a diseased mind.
-Terry Pratchett

DinoStoned

Cool. Can I get a trumpet too?

Rhaedas

I thought the trumpet sounded at Rapture. Did we miss it? If no one has been reported as vanishing into thin air, I guess heaven is empty.

And aren't you concerned that you're still here with us heathens?

nermal

Nothing about unloading your earthly baggage. I knew you weren't serious.

Ed

Stumpy

My high school English teacher is spinning in her grave right now...

Why did you quote Rev 19:17 three times? What do the 2 verses from Acts have to do with the Revelations stuff? How is Benny "saving my life" if the End Of The World™ is near? Why the hell am I bothering?