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Gawdawful · 04-16-2004, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onager

5:30 each morning, 9:00 each night.

Thatsa meeee!

Warren the Okie, regular as clockwork...

Born Free · 04-16-2004, 05:05 PM

OMG Thanatoast trust you LMAO this is hilarious

PS you don't want to know mine really you don't.

Thanatoast · 04-16-2004, 08:25 PM

alli said:

Quote:

PS you don't want to know mine really you don't.

Don't worry, I have a strong stomach.

Is it truly that bad? Are we talking IBS symptoms, four or five times a day, complemented with explosive gas?

Born Free · 04-17-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatoast

alli said:
Don't worry, I have a strong stomach.

Is it truly that bad? Are we talking IBS symptoms, four or five times a day, complemented with explosive gas?

Erm no more like that a month like rabbit pellets they are

Gawen · 04-17-2004, 06:55 PM

alli poops buckshot...*laffin hard*

d r i f t · 04-17-2004, 08:09 PM

i shit i dont know how to what's that you say? defecate. defecating sounds too fancy and maybe i have never learned the fancy way to do it? usually as much as necessary, its probably in proportion to how much i eat, sometimes i eat something thats bad or some virus is going around and i get the runs and its as much as ten times, but i hate that pink stuff, found its better to use the kao', mostly its just once a day, but do people really count?

when i was in basic training me and the guys took about a week off, then we filled the pipes for a while, no one died from not 'defecating' btw. lots of stuff will lock you up, you know. stress will slam the shit hole closed and oh what's the movie with woody harrelson, that was funny

when he paid the rent.

basically a balanced diet and i guess drink plenty of fluids and your problem will clear up, plenty of water seems to make it roll right out. hope this helps with your urgent need and you must have one, to accumulate as much data on this subject as possible.

thanks for the comic relief here, but just in case i threw in some stuff in case you were embarassed to discuss the 'real' reason you are asking. i heard something from a movie i just watched ladykillers 'gospel? music throughout damn earworms', about irritable bowel syndrome. i dont much about it but it didnt look good. well anywayz thats it for me on that.

04-18-2004, 03:51 AM

I am relieved that we no longer have to perform manual evacuations on those who cannot poop for themselves. Apparently it is considered assault

Born Free · 04-18-2004, 10:33 AM

The really hard and potentially embarrassing question should be not how often you do it but do you look afterwards???

If anyone says they don't they're a big liar

I'm always personally disappointed when there's nothing there to show for all my effort.

04-18-2004, 10:55 AM

Anyone else ever had worms?
I had them as a kid.

The poo has lots of little wiggly worms in it. Weird.

Shake · 04-20-2004, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheetah

Once or twice a day.

Here's a related question: why does it take some people so long? plognark mentions reading? No way. I'm in and out in 1 minute flat. It hardly takes me longer than peeing. If my body doesn't get it out that fast, I figure it ain't ready. Besides, I'm told pushing and straining can cause tears and hemorrhoids!

I also heard that it's one of the leading causes of heart attacks in men.

Oh yeah, usually once a day.

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04-16-2004, 05:05 PM	#32
Born Free Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,177	OMG Thanatoast trust you LMAO this is hilarious PS you don't want to know mine really you don't.

04-17-2004, 06:55 PM	#35
Gawen Contributor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cylon Occupied Texas, but a Michigander @ heart Posts: 10,326	alli poops buckshot...laffin hard

04-17-2004, 08:09 PM	#36
d r i f t Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: deep south - not antarctica Posts: 55	i shit i dont know how to what's that you say? defecate. defecating sounds too fancy and maybe i have never learned the fancy way to do it? usually as much as necessary, its probably in proportion to how much i eat, sometimes i eat something thats bad or some virus is going around and i get the runs and its as much as ten times, but i hate that pink stuff, found its better to use the kao', mostly its just once a day, but do people really count? when i was in basic training me and the guys took about a week off, then we filled the pipes for a while, no one died from not 'defecating' btw. lots of stuff will lock you up, you know. stress will slam the shit hole closed and oh what's the movie with woody harrelson, that was funny when he paid the rent. basically a balanced diet and i guess drink plenty of fluids and your problem will clear up, plenty of water seems to make it roll right out. hope this helps with your urgent need and you must have one, to accumulate as much data on this subject as possible. thanks for the comic relief here, but just in case i threw in some stuff in case you were embarassed to discuss the 'real' reason you are asking. i heard something from a movie i just watched ladykillers 'gospel? music throughout damn earworms', about irritable bowel syndrome. i dont much about it but it didnt look good. well anywayz thats it for me on that.

04-18-2004, 03:51 AM	#37
Cookie Guest Posts: n/a	I am relieved that we no longer have to perform manual evacuations on those who cannot poop for themselves. Apparently it is considered assault

04-18-2004, 10:33 AM	#38
Born Free Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,177	The really hard and potentially embarrassing question should be not how often you do it but do you look afterwards??? If anyone says they don't they're a big liar I'm always personally disappointed when there's nothing there to show for all my effort.

04-18-2004, 10:55 AM	#39
Cookie Guest Posts: n/a	Anyone else ever had worms? I had them as a kid. The poo has lots of little wiggly worms in it. Weird.

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