Boro Nut

But then you just run into the beanstalk effect.

The first problem is that no matter how long you climb, arm over arm over arm, at first you seem to be getting no nearer to the seedpod at the end. Most people would lack the mental stamina to complete the journey. The trick is not to look down or around you at any time, but simply to stare straight up while repeating the mantra "I can and I will".

The second problem is that when you do finally begin to see your goal, and slowly draw toward the seedpod, arm over painful arm, you tend to sneak a quick look around and realise you're actually only 23 feet off the ground on top of a mass of crumpled stalk.

Boro Nut

Kovacs

skyscrapers are a massive conspiracy. science is covering up the fact that it's not possible to build structures taller than 5 stories without the structure imploding, not to mention the extreme amounts of radiation exposure one would be subjected to at that hight. The skyscrapers that supposedly exist are nothing more than mirrors and holograms. When you enter a skyscraper the elevators actually go underground rather than up.

To what end you ask? Ask yourself this. Where are skyscrapers used the most? That's right, downtown manhattan the financial capital of the world! Where the jews push the money around and make the rest of the world dance to their tune.

RED DAVE

From Kovacs:
How did you find this out? This knowledge is hidden in a broom closet in an apartment on the 35th floor (actually the 3rd) of an apartment building on Park Avenue.

From Kovacs:
We always get the blame.

No one ever points the finger at the real culprits: the Portuguese!

RED DAVE

hclincha

Hey, I wanted to see a follow-up on this by Kovacs. I want to know how the jews control the financial world. Mostly because I want to get a cut as well (but not necessarily get cut myself)

RED DAVE

From hclincha:
Kovacs don't know shit. He's Hungarian.

As a certified Illuminatus (note the cool singular form) and life-long member of the commie jew conspiracy, I am authorized to "cut you in."

I will pm you my pay pal account number. Forward the requisite amount mentioned in the pm and you're in.

You also get a free pass to the Brooklyn Bridge, because you will be a part-owner of it.

I will await your response to my pm anxiously.

(Jews are always anxious about something. When you send me the money, you will become anxious too.)

Passover is coming. I can also get you a good deal on some matzoh that Barbra Streisand baked with her own hands.

RED DAVE

davesacre

I think there are enough people who claim full title to the Brooklyn Bridge. We don't need anyone else trying to sell parts of it.

Woah, wait...the Brooklyn Bridge appears much higher than 5 stories. How'd they manage to pull that illusion off?

davesacre

They're lawyers. They even have their own law school in Manhattan, right in between Midtown and the Financial District.

I jest, of course. They don't really have a law school

The Dave
Cardozo '09

hclincha

Came to think of something - my sister's boyfriend is Jewish, and he's in business school (so are my sister and I, but that's besides the point). So he can go on to be a banker. His father's a journalist. I reckon that together, the father and son will make one (1) international Jew, with control over media and finance. Just a thought.

Red Dave, I dunno if I can do the whole anxious thing. I'll just start smoking again

Yggdrasill

They made all the surrounding structures smaller so that the Bridge seems bigger. Duh.

Goathead

Thats just a convenient cover story for the fact the Brooklyn Bridge is made out of anti matter, allowing it to defy gravity - therefore it does not need to be taller than 5 stories.

Its all physics.