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IsItJustMe · 02-27-2007, 10:26 AM

Oh, man... I'll pretend I'm a grizzly bastard to take this one:

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Originally Posted by show_no_mercy

How do I bed the hot 18 year old redhead quintuplets in a massive one night orgy...

Whiskey, son... Lots of whiskey.

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...without their father and boyfriends kicking my ass?

Eat 'em.

fast · 02-27-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by IsItJustMe

[...]though inspired by you [...]

I was trying to go a whole year without being useful. I had only 3 days left. Damn you.

Straight Hate · 02-27-2007, 11:04 AM

i like this gurl, but im not sure if she likes me to. what should i do? should i ask her out??

what would u do?

GrandpaMithras · 02-27-2007, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Straight Hate

i like this gurl, but im not sure if she likes me to. what should i do? should i ask her out??

what would u do?

Prolly go up to her and say, "Hey, you are pretty ugly, however, I have a wonderful opportunity for you, let me make up your misfortune by buying you an alcoholic beverage."

Works every time man.

dendrast · 02-27-2007, 06:46 PM

Is it true that if you spit in a bear's mouth, he'll leave you alone?

capsaicin67 · 02-27-2007, 07:04 PM

Grizzly Bastard. God I loved that show as a kid. Until Dan Haggerty set his beard on fire in some sort of flaming martini brawl.

Seems like a lot of 70's/80's tv threads these days.

IsItJustMe · 02-27-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dendrast

Is it true that if you spit in a bear's mouth, he'll leave you alone?

<grizzly bastard hat>

Yeah. If you punch him in the nose good and hard afterwards.

lulu · 02-27-2007, 09:16 PM

Why would you want to call yourself a "grizzly bastard?"

Vortex · 02-27-2007, 09:20 PM

AND ALL POST WHORES, and their part, shall be CAST into SEETHING LAKE OF SEX, WASTE MATTER, and RELIGION!

— Vortex
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lulu · 02-27-2007, 09:25 PM

And if I lay you down on your back and tickle your belly and make you giggle...will you STILL call yourself "grizzly?"

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02-27-2007, 11:04 AM	#13
Straight Hate Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 4,171	i like this gurl, but im not sure if she likes me to. what should i do? should i ask her out?? what would u do?

02-27-2007, 06:46 PM	#15
dendrast Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Horror! The Horror! Posts: 4,367	Is it true that if you spit in a bear's mouth, he'll leave you alone?

02-27-2007, 07:04 PM	#16
capsaicin67 Contributor Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gold coast plain, sea, scrubland, mountain range. Posts: 20,955	Grizzly Bastard. God I loved that show as a kid. Until Dan Haggerty set his beard on fire in some sort of flaming martini brawl. Seems like a lot of 70's/80's tv threads these days.

02-27-2007, 09:16 PM	#18
lulu Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 421	Why would you want to call yourself a "grizzly bastard?"

02-27-2007, 09:20 PM	#19
Vortex Veteran Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: blind among the flowers Posts: 1,647	AND ALL POST WHORES, and their part, shall be CAST into SEETHING LAKE OF SEX, WASTE MATTER, and RELIGION! — Vortex Hellfire moderator

02-27-2007, 09:25 PM	#20
lulu Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 421	And if I lay you down on your back and tickle your belly and make you giggle...will you STILL call yourself "grizzly?"

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