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Old 04-30-2004, 05:44 PM   #1
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Default Who impregnated Mary?

Since truine God is one not three.

Who impregnated Mary?

God the Father? God the Son? God the Holy Spirit?

If Jesus did not took part in impregnating Mary(ie his own mother) then you have three Gods, the math doesn't lie. Or you have three 1/3s of God. Which is it?
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Simple. She probably had sex out of wedlock and manufactured the story of an immaculate conception so that she wouldn't be stoned to death for having sex out of wedlock. Either that, or Jesus never existed.
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The holy spook did it.
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Isn't it funny that the religious will believe a story from history that they would not believe if it were claimed by the pregnant teenager next door.

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Isn't it funny that the religious will believe a story from history that they would not believe if it were claimed by the pregnant teenager next door.

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Yeah, I think I made a thread about it.

I think it was titles "Oh the shame..."
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Ewww, I never thought about the incest angle. No wonder Jesus and his mom were so close.
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No one, the entire story was made up after the fact. There probably was no "Mary" in the first place, or "Joseph", the entire story is fabrication.

BTW, according to the Catholic Church Mary would have been 12 years old when she had Jesus according to how the story is written.

As for three Gods, don't you know about the Trinity?

The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.

According to Chrisitians God is 3 beings and one at the same time, seriously. The Holy Ghost is who impregnated Mary, according to the Bible.
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. The Holy Ghost is who impregnated Mary, according to the Bible.
So then God-the-Father is actually God-the-Friend-of-the-Family or maybe God-the-Uncle
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So who was Jesus' Godfather?

(Someone had to ask it.)
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Simple. She probably had sex out of wedlock and manufactured the story of an immaculate conception so that she wouldn't be stoned to death for having sex out of wedlock.

This is what i have been trying to tell people for years and they look at me like im crazy! Arg!
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