post tenebras lux

Well then you're a horrible horrible Moosie.

Henceforth, may you always be too large for your partner and may you be condemned to always be saying: 'Err, are you in yet? Nope, I can't feel anything, are you sure you're in?', etc.

Luxie

IamMoose

hey that would be his problem, not mine

post tenebras lux

Um, you're the one who isn't feeling anything, I didn't state that your partner wouldn't still be enjoying himself (well, you know how selfish men are ... ).

Luxie

IamMoose

yeah but think of the humiliation of being constantly asked 'is it in yet'?

post tenebras lux

Only the first time.
After that it's just a case of 'guess who's whining and complaining again, sheesh' and some comments along the lines of 'yeah well, it's not the size of a double-decker bus, so sue me'.

Hey, why are you here anyway, don't you have any housework you should be doing?

Luxie

Faraday

Nobody has ever accused me of being a lady. :devil3: And if you don't require it of me either, I'll happily bring along some bubbly. Not being a lady, I don't even need a glass to drink out of.

What flick are we watchin? I vote something with yummy men who get half naked. :Cheeky:

IamMoose

Naw I gave up doing housework years ago. All it really requires is that one holds one's nose when entering the house.

Faraday

We'll be doing that right after we have a pillow fight in our underwear. :Cheeky:

post tenebras lux

Typical woman's response. Why not just be sensible and: Breath through your mouth?

Now, where's the BabyChamp, please, I want to get legless, and then I can join in with the pillowfight.

Luxie

IamMoose

No men allowed in the pillow fight!

Hey Farday I've got a Brad Pitt movie and some hagaan daaz...