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chapka · 04-21-2005, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazel-rah

They don't call it research unless it involves hefting enough books to give you a hernia, and yes, they manually Shepardize.

Really? Like, with the Shepard's volumes? That's so incredibly inefficient it's practically (if not actually!) malpractice. Honestly, it'd be like me billing the client for reading a treatise cover to cover because I had an index-and-table-of-contents phobia.

But I know what you mean; there are lawyers in my firm who have their secretaries (or junior associates) print out their email for them to read.

Hubble head · 04-21-2005, 08:38 AM

Bitter git dem dag bern internet things of mah porch! Ah might have to go'n mess you up boy! Now scat damit! We don need no 'net heer in teyk-sas. We got pol-ee tishans and preachers to keep us pointed in the right direction.

Shrubageddon · 04-21-2005, 10:12 AM

Come on, guys, you're misinterpreting The Hammer. All he meant was that the Internets is good for only one thing, and one thing only. Porn. If you use it for anything else, especially something as complex as Legal Research, then you are kidding yourself. Simply outrageous.

kiwimac · 04-21-2005, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubageddon

Come on, guys, you're misinterpreting The Hammer. All he meant was that the Internets is good for only one thing, and one thing only. Porn. If you use it for anything else, especially something as complex as Legal Research, then you are kidding yourself. Simply outrageous.

You know as a llibrarian and qualified Internet Researcher (TM) I honestly believe you may have hit the nail on the proverbial here.

Kiwimac

Nice Squirrel · 04-21-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubageddon

Come on, guys, you're misinterpreting The Hammer. All he meant was that the Internets is good for only one thing, and one thing only. Porn. If you use it for anything else, especially something as complex as Legal Research, then you are kidding yourself. Simply outrageous.

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

penumbra · 04-21-2005, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubageddon

Come on, guys, you're misinterpreting The Hammer. All he meant was that the Internets is good for only one thing, and one thing only. Porn. If you use it for anything else, especially something as complex as Legal Research, then you are kidding yourself. Simply outrageous.

There's PORN on the internet????

(makes note to do further research)

Shrubageddon · 04-21-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by penumbra

There's PORN on the internet????

(makes note to do further research)

No, there's PORN on the Internets.

Marching Folly · 04-21-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubageddon

Come on, guys, you're misinterpreting The Hammer.

Not "The Hammer." The Bug.

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Originally Posted by Shrubageddon

No, there's PORN on the Internets.

True, dat.

Nice Squirrel · 04-21-2005, 11:11 AM

To ~E~ or not... Aw frack... off to ~E~ over porno-net II: the Spawning>>>>>

ninewands · 04-21-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by animus

When are they going to realize this guy went batshit about 10 squares back, and get him the help he so desperately needs?

I'm sorry, the kind of help DeLay needs, like Chairman Mao's political power, comes from the barrel of a gun.

Unfortunately, he's quite mild compared to some of his constituents in Sugarland.

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04-21-2005, 08:38 AM	#12
Hubble head Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Corn rows Posts: 4,570	Bitter git dem dag bern internet things of mah porch! Ah might have to go'n mess you up boy! Now scat damit! We don need no 'net heer in teyk-sas. We got pol-ee tishans and preachers to keep us pointed in the right direction.

04-21-2005, 10:12 AM	#13
Shrubageddon Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: USA - Atlanta, GA. Posts: 4,190	Come on, guys, you're misinterpreting The Hammer. All he meant was that the Internets is good for only one thing, and one thing only. Porn. If you use it for anything else, especially something as complex as Legal Research, then you are kidding yourself. Simply outrageous.

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