melon

a lesson learned by a turkey.
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when a turkey is traveling to far-away lands,
he usually travels with a suitcase.
people are always wondering - what does a turkey pack into a suitcase.
once, a very famous zoologist asked a turkey that was passing him by,
"what do you pack in your suitcase?"
and the turkey replied:"i pack a turkey"
to demonstrate his point, he opened his suitcase,
and another turkey (quite possibly his brother) jumped out.
now the zoologist was in possession of two turkeys.
he was also an avid turkey collector,
and so naturally he added the turkeys to his vast collection.

holy_cow

But the turkey in the suitcase was also, in his own way, "traveling to far-away lands," so he should have had a suitcase too.

So did the suitcase turkey have his own suitcase turkey?

Uh oh.

Cynical-Chick

Woo, melon again!