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beyelzu · 09-22-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by B. H. Manners
Be sure to put rubber tires on its wheels to, just in case Jehober tries to take you out via "lightning flying out of the ass".

Yeah, I hate that ass lightening thing. not only does the lightning hurt but it smell like ass....

mark9950 · 09-22-2003, 11:24 PM

The tires are wood unfortunately but they are in good shape,I took it to the carpenter and he has repaired the minor damage.

He said the wood is beautiful black ebony and last for many years if not riding on concrete.Boy are they heavy 200 lbs a piece as for fire ebony takes a lot of fire before it burns it is so dense.

After that I polished it up and am so excited that I visited satan in hell and satan said he cannot wait till I die and take my chariot to OVERTHROW GOD.

I cannot wait til magus 55 has to worship me and jesus in thrown into hell and burn forever.

lunachick · 09-23-2003, 12:58 AM

You bought a chariot off e-bay?

Oh, man. That is sooo gay.

ieyeasu · 09-23-2003, 09:46 AM

Hope you have so Clydsedales to pull that thing. Iron's heavy.

mark9950 · 09-23-2003, 04:55 PM

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Hope you have so Clydsedales to pull that thing. Iron's heavy.

Tell me about it it must be well over 1000 lbs.

I have access to a farm with a herd of 6 horses that should be enogh to defeat God.

He cant drive me out because I have the chariot of iron.

mark9950 · 09-23-2003, 04:58 PM

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Oh, man. That is sooo gay.

I know, also I am buying a spartans uniform,you know the one that comes with a SKIRT.

Maybe lunachick I will let you see up my spartan skirt.

B. H. Manners · 09-23-2003, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by mark9950
The tires are wood unfortunately but they are in good shape,I took it to the carpenter and he has repaired the minor damage.

He said the wood is beautiful black ebony and last for many years if not riding on concrete.Boy are they heavy 200 lbs a piece as for fire ebony takes a lot of fire before it burns it is so dense.

After that I polished it up and am so excited that I visited satan in hell and satan said he cannot wait till I die and take my chariot to OVERTHROW GOD.

I cannot wait til magus 55 has to worship me and jesus in thrown into hell and burn forever.

Satan is an old friend of mine. Did he ask about me? It's been a while since talking to him on the phone. We have been just way too busy for chat time.

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09-22-2003, 11:24 PM	#12
mark9950 Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: midwest usa Posts: 1,203	The tires are wood unfortunately but they are in good shape,I took it to the carpenter and he has repaired the minor damage. He said the wood is beautiful black ebony and last for many years if not riding on concrete.Boy are they heavy 200 lbs a piece as for fire ebony takes a lot of fire before it burns it is so dense. After that I polished it up and am so excited that I visited satan in hell and satan said he cannot wait till I die and take my chariot to OVERTHROW GOD. I cannot wait til magus 55 has to worship me and jesus in thrown into hell and burn forever.

09-23-2003, 12:58 AM	#13
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	You bought a chariot off e-bay? Oh, man. That is sooo gay.

09-23-2003, 09:46 AM	#14
ieyeasu Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 844	Hope you have so Clydsedales to pull that thing. Iron's heavy.

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