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Blinn · 02-27-2005, 06:14 PM

I like to let the SBDs in a public place and watch everyone clear out. I did that a few weeks ago when I was at a dance club with some buddies. Some girls at a nearby table were totally grossed out - one of them even pulled her collar up over her nose.

I've found that Leinie Red gives me that absolutely worst smelling flatulence. There must be a sulfurous compound in Leinie Red.

Also, have you noticed how a fart in the shower seems to be much more pungent than it would be otherwise? A buddy's girlfriend coined the term 'Shanghai Steamers' for these.

Thanatoast · 02-27-2005, 07:22 PM

Should've guessed this thread would be shippen on over to ~~Elsewhere~~

I've found Rice-A-Roni (TM) gives out *very* malodorous gas, and in considerable quantities. Perhaps it's because I always end up undercooking it...

Xulfer Cirtsag · 02-28-2005, 07:13 AM

I always know I'm in danger in the mornings if I see that the blankets have luft due to the gas pressure from overnight digestion.

Cat farts are nasty things.

Thanatoast · 02-28-2005, 09:08 AM

Gastric ReFlux Said:

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I always know I'm in danger in the mornings if I see that the blankets have luft due to the gas pressure from overnight digestion.

Kinda like the difference between a Dutch Oven and a Dutch Blast Furnace! :Cheeky:

woodheart · 02-28-2005, 11:45 AM

I love the smell of methane in the morning. It smell like somthing died in my ass. :Cheeky:

MonCapitan2002 · 03-01-2005, 05:28 PM

This thread is awesome. :thumbs: I got so many chuckles out of it.

Blinn · 03-01-2005, 08:19 PM

Holy Shit... who farted??

Xulfer Cirtsag · 03-02-2005, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Zetek

Holy Shit... who farted??

He who smelled it, dealt it.

Ennazus · 03-02-2005, 04:57 AM

I voted "I don't fart", because my gas tends to be of the belching variety. I need GasX to relieve bloating and do enjoy the gas relief, but don't particularly care for the odor. <insert nose-holding smilie here>

I have a gaseous husband and two gaseous dogs in my home. My husband doesn't seem to be able to smell his own farts, which are usually loud, wet-sounding and stale-shit smelling. He always claims his farts and enjoys them. He especially likes walking through stores and leaving stink clouds in the aisles for unsuspecting shoppers.

Our 70-pound pup blows rancid, smelly farts during prime TV time every night. She lays right next to me and aims her ass towards me, I think. Our 42 pound puppy is lovingly nicknamed "Stinkbomb" and she aims them at me, too.

My daughter is like her mom and doesn't fart...much.

TheFisherman · 03-02-2005, 09:40 AM

It's always fun to fart quietly in public. For instance, in the snack food aisle, or in an elevator when you reach your floor.

Do I like the smell of my own? "Like" is probably not the correct term, proud is a better description... Let loose one of those eggy-farts in a public place and my pride runneth over! Especially when you can observe those who encounter your "present" - some try to imagine it's not there, but don't linger either; others scurry away like they tipped over the Preparation H display!

Damn, I'm laughing so much, it difficult to type and not draw attention to myself here at work! :rolling:

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02-27-2005, 06:14 PM	#11
Blinn Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 1,162	I like to let the SBDs in a public place and watch everyone clear out. I did that a few weeks ago when I was at a dance club with some buddies. Some girls at a nearby table were totally grossed out - one of them even pulled her collar up over her nose. I've found that Leinie Red gives me that absolutely worst smelling flatulence. There must be a sulfurous compound in Leinie Red. Also, have you noticed how a fart in the shower seems to be much more pungent than it would be otherwise? A buddy's girlfriend coined the term 'Shanghai Steamers' for these.

02-27-2005, 07:22 PM	#12
Thanatoast Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 3,966	Should've guessed this thread would be shippen on over to ~~Elsewhere~~ I've found Rice-A-Roni (TM) gives out very malodorous gas, and in considerable quantities. Perhaps it's because I always end up undercooking it...

02-28-2005, 07:13 AM	#13
Xulfer Cirtsag Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: no, not there, try again Posts: 1,752	I always know I'm in danger in the mornings if I see that the blankets have luft due to the gas pressure from overnight digestion. Cat farts are nasty things.

02-28-2005, 11:45 AM	#15
woodheart Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Tallahassee FL. Posts: 1,230	I love the smell of methane in the morning. It smell like somthing died in my ass. :Cheeky:

03-01-2005, 05:28 PM	#16
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	This thread is awesome. :thumbs: I got so many chuckles out of it.

03-01-2005, 08:19 PM	#17
Blinn Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 1,162	Holy Shit... who farted??

03-02-2005, 04:57 AM	#19
Ennazus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Chicago 'burbs Posts: 1,242	I voted "I don't fart", because my gas tends to be of the belching variety. I need GasX to relieve bloating and do enjoy the gas relief, but don't particularly care for the odor. <insert nose-holding smilie here> I have a gaseous husband and two gaseous dogs in my home. My husband doesn't seem to be able to smell his own farts, which are usually loud, wet-sounding and stale-shit smelling. He always claims his farts and enjoys them. He especially likes walking through stores and leaving stink clouds in the aisles for unsuspecting shoppers. Our 70-pound pup blows rancid, smelly farts during prime TV time every night. She lays right next to me and aims her ass towards me, I think. Our 42 pound puppy is lovingly nicknamed "Stinkbomb" and she aims them at me, too. My daughter is like her mom and doesn't fart...much.

03-02-2005, 09:40 AM	#20
TheFisherman Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago Area Posts: 213	It's always fun to fart quietly in public. For instance, in the snack food aisle, or in an elevator when you reach your floor. Do I like the smell of my own? "Like" is probably not the correct term, proud is a better description... Let loose one of those eggy-farts in a public place and my pride runneth over! Especially when you can observe those who encounter your "present" - some try to imagine it's not there, but don't linger either; others scurry away like they tipped over the Preparation H display! Damn, I'm laughing so much, it difficult to type and not draw attention to myself here at work! :rolling:

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