Emp-JohnIV

When I first found out about the IPU she made her xistance known to me by putting a hole in my socks, but the hole was magical, for if I took a sock and put it on my right foot my big toe would dtick out, but if I put it on my left foot my big toe on that foot stuck out of the hoe again! The hole shold have been on the wrong side, but with the IPUs blessing the sock is most sacrade. Just last week I found a box of pink stickers. The pink unicorn makes her presence clear to those who look.

Iacchus

Or, perhaps it's just an indication that someone's trying to tell you something? While here I remember driving along the countryside once with mother, on the way to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving. And along the way we noticed some sheep, and some newborn baby lambs. And my mother exclaimed, "Look at the baby lambs!" And I had an ominous thought, thinking here we were two lambs going to the slaughter, and began to think of my cousin and how I equated him with Dionysus' cousin Pentheus (disclosed in the link), and how he's perceived as a mountain lion, specifically. Well when we drove up to the house, and walked in the front door, there was my cousin with a purple T-shirt on—with a mountain lion on it! And I was dumbfounded! ... It was the first time I had ever seen him wear this shirt!

no_more_700_club

IPU is female, eh? Blasphemy!

Emp-JohnIV

You dare to say that her holy hornieness is male. The influence of the visable brown unicorn is strong in you!