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Bill Snedden · 12-12-2003, 08:22 AM

Has anyone seen God? I don't know, but if you have, please tell me where I can find him. Dude owes me $20.00!!

Gilgameshsoul · 12-12-2003, 01:00 PM

No one has seen God the Father?

Exodus 33:11
And Jehovah hath spoken unto Moses face unto face, as a man speaketh unto his friend; and he hath turned back unto the camp, and his minister Joshua, son of Nun, a youth, departeth not out of the tent.

How can Jehovah speak with Moses face to face and yet Moses not see his face? Face-to-face doesn't mean face-to-face, right?

I know, I know. Keep reading!

Exodus 33:20
20 He saith also, `Thou art unable to see My face, for man doth not see Me, and live;'

Yeah, this really clears everything up.

BMC · 12-13-2003, 11:18 PM

Gilgameshsoul,

Allow me to clear it all up for you. I believe that God wanted us to have FUN while reading the bible. It's quite simple really, get a bottle of Johnny Walker Red label, mix with some coke...after three treats of that then pick up the bible and read. If you can still read, then it's obvious the spirit isn't with you and you should drink some more and be merry.

Just let me know if you need anymore help

ExanimusDeus · 12-13-2003, 11:38 PM

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Allow me to clear it all up for you. I believe that God wanted us to have FUN while reading the bible. It's quite simple really, get a bottle of Johnny Walker Red label, mix with some coke...after three treats of that then pick up the bible and read. If you can still read, then it's obvious the spirit isn't with you and you should drink some more and be merry.

[ Laying on the floor in a pile of my own sick after a bottle ] Now thats what I call a Face.

BMC · 12-14-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by ExanimusDeus
[ Laying on the floor in a pile of my own sick after a bottle ] Now thats what I call a Face.

That's the spirit! Keep up the good work Exanimus!

keyser_soze · 12-15-2003, 01:24 PM

Reminds me of the quote...

"When did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying one day...and realized that I had been talking to myself."

In other words, I am god. And many have seen me face to face. Prove that I am not god.

zom_b98 · 12-15-2003, 09:48 PM

I dated a young lady who kept seeing God.......well, she would call out to him at times

mark9950 · 12-27-2003, 04:42 AM

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No one has seen God the Father

Where is God the father called God the Father in the torah?

mark9950 · 12-27-2003, 04:42 AM

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No one has seen God the Father

Where is God the father called God the Father in the torah?

DBT · 12-27-2003, 08:27 PM

Yes I see God every day, all I have to do is take out my wallet and look inside.
although some days he isn't there.

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12-12-2003, 08:22 AM	#11
Bill Snedden Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, U.S.A. Posts: 2,597	Has anyone seen God? I don't know, but if you have, please tell me where I can find him. Dude owes me $20.00!!

12-12-2003, 01:00 PM	#12
Gilgameshsoul New Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3	No one has seen God the Father? Exodus 33:11 And Jehovah hath spoken unto Moses face unto face, as a man speaketh unto his friend; and he hath turned back unto the camp, and his minister Joshua, son of Nun, a youth, departeth not out of the tent. How can Jehovah speak with Moses face to face and yet Moses not see his face? Face-to-face doesn't mean face-to-face, right? I know, I know. Keep reading! Exodus 33:20 20 He saith also, `Thou art unable to see My face, for man doth not see Me, and live;' Yeah, this really clears everything up.

12-13-2003, 11:18 PM	#13
BMC Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 369	Gilgameshsoul, Allow me to clear it all up for you. I believe that God wanted us to have FUN while reading the bible. It's quite simple really, get a bottle of Johnny Walker Red label, mix with some coke...after three treats of that then pick up the bible and read. If you can still read, then it's obvious the spirit isn't with you and you should drink some more and be merry. Just let me know if you need anymore help

12-15-2003, 01:24 PM	#16
keyser_soze Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: god's judge (pariah) Posts: 1,281	Reminds me of the quote... "When did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying one day...and realized that I had been talking to myself." In other words, I am god. And many have seen me face to face. Prove that I am not god.

12-15-2003, 09:48 PM	#17
zom_b98 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 55	I dated a young lady who kept seeing God.......well, she would call out to him at times

12-27-2003, 08:27 PM	#20
DBT Contributor Join Date: May 2003 Location: ɹǝpunuʍop puɐן ǝɥʇ Posts: 17,906	Yes I see God every day, all I have to do is take out my wallet and look inside. although some days he isn't there.

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